The stains a butt and upper thigh region leave behind after abandoning its seat. Stains usually consist of sweat and resemble tire tracks. It is rare to spot ass tracks, as the thin layer of sweat normally dries very quickly.
Gabby: "The fuck? Did that girl just piss on that chair?"
Delia: "No. She just left some ass tracks. They'll dry in a second."
Delia: "No. She just left some ass tracks. They'll dry in a second."
by argonaht July 10, 2011
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Get the ass wiper mug.The matter left behind on the toilet seat from a previous person. Weather it's.... s**t, hair,sweat, anything with pigment. (Usually men). Any type of matter that provokes you to clean and or sanitize the damn thing prior to use. It F**king DISCUSTING , not to mention RUDE.
--"What's wrong honey?"
- "Someone left Ass Crumb's on the seat again"
--Silence
- "So discussing"! (cringe)
- "Someone left Ass Crumb's on the seat again"
--Silence
- "So discussing"! (cringe)
by KyCalli September 21, 2015
Get the Ass Crumb's mug.A super-slut that has been hammered so often that her cunt and asslips have become one big fucking stink hole, and therefore scientifically proven to be more fertile, even retarded ‘swimmers’ can find the way through the fish-lake and land on Ovary Island to consummate the world’s ugliest kid
I was trying to decide whether I was going to destroy her pussy or ass, but to my surpise and dismay she only had one giant hole. Fucking her ass-vag was like plunging a toilet.
by Moonmuncher September 13, 2011
Get the ass-vag mug.When a male or female is very tan all over except the ass, the tan line is more extreme then the usual tan line, for the ass is glowing it is so white compared to the rest of the body.
by JFreshaa December 27, 2009
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when a girl consumes premium vodka or any other good hard liquor on a regular if not excessive basis and her ass gets big in the process it is called a vodka ass.
low-maintenance, low key party girls can develop a "beer belly" but high maintenance and harder party girls can obtain a "vodka ass"
a "vodka ass" is not as discouraged as a "beer belly" and is usually a good addition but there are exceptions.
vodka asses are more prominent in but are not limited to cities like New York, Miami, Los Angeles and Las Vegas.
prohibited in canada and puerto rico
low-maintenance, low key party girls can develop a "beer belly" but high maintenance and harder party girls can obtain a "vodka ass"
a "vodka ass" is not as discouraged as a "beer belly" and is usually a good addition but there are exceptions.
vodka asses are more prominent in but are not limited to cities like New York, Miami, Los Angeles and Las Vegas.
prohibited in canada and puerto rico
I swear if I didnt know better I'd say the Kardashians own a vodka company because they haul vodka ass
if she goes out partying and does more shots of grey goose she is going to develop a vodka ass.
if she goes out partying and does more shots of grey goose she is going to develop a vodka ass.
by Mik 99 August 28, 2010
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