Gen alpha

A shit of kids who were born from 2013 and forward, use slang words like skibidi, 6 7, and gyatt 24\7 nonstop, will die without iPad, did you think gen z was bad? Well guess what, this is much worse

Me: your generation sucks
Gen alpha kid: EW YOU HAVE NO RIZZ AT ALL. Start getting some aura broooo.
Me: shut the fuck up

by Stoopid gen alpha kidz December 14, 2025

Diet Alpha

A man who performs toughness and dominance online while melting down over strangers’ opinions; all the posturing of an “alpha,” with none of the substance. Usually they adopt the language and attitude of hyper-masculinity without the confidence, competence, or self-control typically associated with it. Instead they opt for an approach which mistakes volume for authority, cruelty for wit, and outdated talking points for independent thought.

A common tell of a Diet Alpha is loud certainty and fragile ego, often compelled to insert itself into unrelated discussions and respond defensively to criticism it mistakenly interprets as personal.

Note: this is not to be confused with a true alpha, who rarely feels called out by, or compelled to comment on, matters not involving him.

A true alpha would’ve scrolled past; Andrew, the Diet Alpha, took it personally and wrote a manifesto.

by Bull of Jax December 23, 2025

Healed Alpha

A guy that's been fucked up by life, but has healed and now his shit together

Yah, that guy a healed alpha

by A_anonymoose January 1, 2026

getting all alpha

aggressively taking charge; taking the lead from someone else in an obnoxius way; as in acting like the "alpha male" in a given situation; aggressive, dominant

We had to leave the bar when he started getting all alpha in every conversation.

by philzyrama November 13, 2017

i was in alpha

Sentence used in League of Legends by the Master Yi main cowsep. Its used when you use the hability: Alpha strike to Dodge another hability but It stills hit you.

I was in Alpha but that skillshot still landed in me.

by Yvel November 14, 2017

I Was In Alpha

A Master Yi Q Alpha Strike Bug

'I was in alpha wtf riot fix it ' Cowsep

by IAmSynapse December 5, 2017

The number of the alphabet orange

A number of the Japanese Alphabet, usually associated with water.

you can believe me, i'm some random guy on the internet.

Some random piece of shit that's probably like 6 or something:Hey, what's your favorite color?

Some random piece of shit that's probably like 7 or something:the number of the alphabet orange

Some random piece of shit that's probably like 6 or something:bro what the fuck

by hewwo uwu how are yous????? April 3, 2020