September 9

Free pie day! A day to achieve world peace through the distribution of pies without charge

Joseph: Hey man, do you want a free pie? September 9 is free pie day!
Earl: Thanks, I love pies! This inspired me to bake my own pies and give them to my neighbors!

by jgd111 September 21, 2022

'"1!2@3#4$5%6¨7&8*9(0)qwertyuiop´`[{asdfghjklç~^]}\|zxcvbnm,<.>;:/?¹²³£¢¬§ªº°

When you're really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really bored

you: wow i'm bored
you also: '"1!2@3#4$5%6¨7&8*9(0)qwertyuiop´`{asdfghjklç~^}\|zxcvbnm,<.>;:/?¹²³£¢¬§ªº°

by my completely real name September 26, 2022

9/11

I forgot

"Remember 9/11?"-A
"No"-B
"Same"-A

by DimmyJonaldsson October 1, 2022

1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)PpOoIiUuYyTtRrEeWwQqAaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLlMmNnNnBbVvCcXxZz

when you become the literal physical embodiment of boredom, you are so bored to the point that you literally want to kill yourself.

"Hey, I'm so bored and I wanna kill myself."
"1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)PpOoIiUuYyTtRrEeWwQqAaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLlMmNnNnBbVvCcXxZz"

by asohifguewrasefi October 5, 2022

October 9

On October 9th anyone you send this to has to send you nudes

On October 9th
Boy: sends “definition”
Girl: ok “send pics”

by BBplazma October 7, 2022

9/11/2001

The September 11 attacks, commonly known as 9/11, were four coordinated suicide terrorist attacks carried out by the militant Islamic extremist network al-Qaeda against the United States on Tuesday, September 11, 2001. Wikipedia
Number of deaths: 2,996
Date: September 11, 2001 at 5:14 AM PDT
Perpetrators: Al-Qaeda, led by Osama bin Laden (see also: responsibility)
Location: World Trade Center, New York, The Pentagon, MORE
Attack types: Islamic terrorism, Aircraft hijacking, Suicide attack, Mass murder
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I Died on 9/11/2001

by Okuma's_pain October 7, 2022

October 9

isha has to say yes to everything on this day

October 9
anyone:marry someone in the future
isha:ok

by ishbrahimahmed October 8, 2022