chilli-dicking

Applying chilli to the penis for sexual gratification.

They kicked me out of seminary after I got caught chilli-dicking.

by mcgruffallo November 13, 2021

Dick Archery

A sexual act wherein a man draws a bullseye on his girlfriend's asshole, gets a running start from across the room, and tries to score a bullseye with his boner.

"Did you hear what happened to Jim? He got hurt playing Dick Archery last night."

by King Logar April 24, 2021

Dick shine

When your dick touches a public toilet seat and you wash it off in the sink.

He had to dick shine after using the restroom.

by THEGREATGABOON February 23, 2025

Dick jerky

The Act of cutting off one's penis, frying it and letting it dry into jerky before feeding it to your loved ones.

"Hey Betty, ready for sum Dick jerky?"

by TehStateofZen June 11, 2022

Dumb Dick

A penis that doesn't know where to go

That guy on our team has a dumb dick

by Dumb Dick Guy August 22, 2019

Raccoon Dick

A big fat cock attached to the legendary trash panda.

bro.... that raccoon dick waz giant.

by BigDaddyDavy May 17, 2019

peeping dick

When you can see just the tip of the head of an uncircumcised penis poking out of the foreskin and it catches a woman or man by surprise when they first see it.

So this guy I've been talking to came over last night and we started going at it for the first time. Much to my surprise I was caught off guard when I started to blow him and was face to face with his peeping dick!

by skankweasel October 6, 2016