Having one's ass loaded down with such a heavy burden of the lies told about them that it drags on the ground.
"Poor lying-assed Dr. Fauci. When scumbags like Rand Paul pile their lies on his ass, it's a wonder he can move at all, much less move at the speed he does to serve America and the world as he fights against the terrible COVID-19 plague."
by Arcadia Berger January 26, 2022

by THE MAGIC PHONE MAN June 9, 2018

by Undermen November 1, 2022

Mike: Its going to snow today
Uncle Paul: Monkey's Ass to that!
*phone rings
Uncle Paul: Monkey's Ass
Uncle Paul: Monkey's Ass to that!
*phone rings
Uncle Paul: Monkey's Ass
by Gius? November 4, 2024

joe: hey samamtha your lookin hot
Samantha: thanks "blush"
Joe: gotta grab that ass
Samantha: "blush"
Witness: yep, he likes her sexually
Samantha: thanks "blush"
Joe: gotta grab that ass
Samantha: "blush"
Witness: yep, he likes her sexually
by Bowbow queen August 19, 2017

Markus spent an hour arguing that licking a public toilet seat is perfectly safe. He was being a total ass carrot.
by U-R-Da-Man July 10, 2025

by Becca?!? KeViN?!?!? January 14, 2020
