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Plant my tree in her forest

Have sexual intercourse with her
She sexually turns me on. I want to plant my tree in her forest
by Plato Disciple December 26, 2014
mugGet the Plant my tree in her forestmug.

My dick

Too small

We all know it
My dick:

Jannie: DO NOT date Peter. His dick is so Tiny.
Katheline: Ok, I'll pass.
by undeadly deadly dead November 15, 2018
mugGet the My dickmug.

that's my excuse

when you give yourself a reason to postpone a task or job or an inconvenience you don't feel like doing.
yeah damn, I should mow the grass, but it's cloudy out and might rain, yea that's my excuse. excuse postponing lazy
by Marty5 April 7, 2013
mugGet the that's my excusemug.

break on my ice

They will just Break On My Ice then get hurt again
by Rxyaltie November 16, 2020
mugGet the break on my icemug.

K my S

"K my S" is social media friendly way of saying "Kill myself". It's used on a variety of platforms to avoid getting banned or shadow banned by content filters.
If my parents knew what I was doing, I'd totally K my S.
by L8erG8er January 24, 2023
mugGet the K my Smug.

toucha my spaghet

when some girl trying to touch your spaghet
i met this girl today, she was nice but i had to leave because she tryna toucha my spaghet
by ToUcHa My SpAgHet May 2, 2018
mugGet the toucha my spaghetmug.

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