ass in my guacamole

fuck off and get down, swallow my dick and let it impale your stomach lining
fuck and put ass in my guacamole you titty fucker
by Dan Bain March 26, 2018
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A phrase that ought to be on this site so as to preserve it in perpetuity as a culturally and aesthetically significant remark.

As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.
You think you’re the shit, huh, pal? You think you got what it takes? Well let me tell you this: I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass.
by Alex-2598 April 22, 2023
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Laundry ass

A man who’s only interested is to take as many loads, that is bareback sex, where the top doesn’t pull out, but instead ejaculates in his hole. Then another man had next and goes in, without a condom, or making the bottom duchè, clean out his hole, so it’s nice and not full of dripping cum.

Most gay men who are power bottoms, looking for now, BB are what I call, laundry ass nihgas.
It seems like the only men on Grindr, that are out right now are laundry ass niggas. Straight up cum dumpsters, not even worth my time and energy.
by Boss Don Vito July 18, 2021
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ass circumference

The dimension of the largest area of ol' girl's booty.
"Damn James! Look at that ass circumference."
by Jeb (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) February 12, 2016
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skipping hella ass

the perfect way to get all the guys. you put that ass on the ground and bounce on that booty like its a bouncy ball. watching this intricate dance move puts you in a daze, one you can't escape from till the booty bouncing is completed.
skipping hella ass till the day I die
by AssSkipper3000 June 05, 2015
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ass worm

A gay guy who enjoys spending his time in his boyfriends ass hole, like a worm in its hole. Like a "book worm" who just reads all day...an ass worm gets up inside an ass all day.
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by giacomious August 09, 2011
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Ass worms

When you have worms in your ass cheeks. Alternatively, your ass crack or hole
by Reggiedownthestreet January 14, 2022
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