Working Up A Penrose 

A cock that is semi-hard but extremely red after repeated masturbation or a marathon sex session. Resembles a Penrose brand sausage.

Devon watched porn all weekend long and was working up a penrose after two days of repeated wanking.

Working Up A Penrose by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009

workingoff 

1. The act of pretending to work while at work. 2. Any and all actions conducted at work to get out of actually working.

Dude 1: Quit surfing porn at work and finish the spreadsheets!

Dude 2: I'm not!

Dude 1: You have been workingoff for the past two weeks!

workingoff by sad reality man August 3, 2009

works 

all condiments available

give me two dogs with the works

works by bp January 19, 2004

douche bag workout 

A gym workout focused entirely on the chest and arms. Repeated several times per week while totally neglecting legs,back,etc.
Typical d-bag workout attire: "Tapout" or "Affliction" shirt,skullcap or ballcap worn backwards,tribal tattoos.

"I couldn't get a good workout today; some fags were doing a douche bag workout and hogged all the benches."

douche bag workout by TYSON1 February 27, 2009

works 

the equipment needed to inject a drug (syringes, needles, swabs etc.)

"Go up the chemist and get the works for me please"

works by clarky October 9, 2003

working for the weekend syndrome 

A syndrome that consists of people , wether male or female , whos only objective is to reach the weekend. This syndrome can harm potential smart slackers.

Doodley :"Mozes has to finish those rocks with the commandments at some point, hes been gone for ages"
David : " yeh he's working on it , now hes just working for the weekend"
Doodley : " But hes been doing that for like 40 years"
David : "well then .. someone has working for the weekend syndrome"
Mozes: " I FINISHED OK , CUT ME SOME SLACK!"

working for the weekend syndrome by Jan Schreurs December 3, 2007

workorexia 

Not eating due to overworking and inability to take brakes during work due to work overload.

Chip has developed workorexia because he spent 6 hours on conference calls and 5 hours doing work related tasks which led to lack of lunch brake and food.

workorexia by M@g$ February 5, 2009