What gets run on you when you get drunk at a company outing, mess up at work, or even have something beneficial happen to you. Gossip used to be spread slowly at the water cooler, but emails to half a company is the main mechanism by which this gossip is spread. The occurrence of an event can be spread to everyone you don't want it to to within 5 minutes of the start of the work day with a single email.
By 8 a.m., all of the secretaries at work were running the gossip train on Jim when he got drunk at a company outing on Friday night and felt up the boss's wife and made out with the back of her neck after he puked in their washing machine.
by TheGreatAus September 17, 2012
Get the gossip trainmug. by will123321123 March 28, 2008
Get the poo trainmug. THAT ISN'T EVEN WHAT STRICKLAND TRAINED! HE TRAINED SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY AND THEN WALKED IN THERE AND DID MY THING INSTEAD! REALLY GUYS! NOTHING FOR THAT, HUH?
"That isn't what we trained"
Hym "YOOOOOO! He trained something else entirely! That WASN'T HIS PLAN! WHOSE PLAN WAS IT, FUCK-FACE!? WHOSE FUCKING PLAN!? WAS IT THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!? WAS IT HYM!?"
Hym "YOOOOOO! He trained something else entirely! That WASN'T HIS PLAN! WHOSE PLAN WAS IT, FUCK-FACE!? WHOSE FUCKING PLAN!? WAS IT THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!? WAS IT HYM!?"
by Hym Iam September 14, 2023
Get the That isn't what we trainedmug. From what i can puzzle together, its a rebound/revenge thing that birds do after splitting up with ass hole dudes. They get drunk and fuck a guy thats coked up and scream loud enough all night to wake up half of Korea. Mite be completely wrong like. But Dude!!! I love birds like that!!! Especially when they call back for more!!!
After Stacey jumped on the Howl Train and remained seated for three stops, she wasn't sure she was ready for another long distance journey Manchester to London... will she be brave enough to stay aboard for another go? Find out next time on The Black Panther Show...
by BlackPantherNinetyNine October 24, 2011
Get the Howl Trainmug. When a virgin (or inexperienced) male has sex with someone, solely for the purpose of gaining sexual experience, especially when trying to improve his sexual technique.
Jennifer: Do you really like me, Billy, or are you just trying to get in some training?
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Jeff: I had sex for the first time last night. It was fun, but I jizzed within 90 seconds.
Doug: Don't worry about it. You just need to get in some training.
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Jeff: I had sex for the first time last night. It was fun, but I jizzed within 90 seconds.
Doug: Don't worry about it. You just need to get in some training.
by Mistah Know-it-all January 1, 2021
Get the trainingmug. This concept was imported to us from Holland and is used to define
1) A silver-fox age (usualy 45-60) male with RSCS on a train or bus who systematically and purposefully tries to sit in the vicinity of an often young (age somewhere between 18-25) woman and then to enter into a conversation with her
2) a silver fox age male pedophile who, instead of prowling the Internet, Facebook and other social networking sites to find his young female (often teenage) victims, he uses intercity trains and public city buses to do so.
1) A silver-fox age (usualy 45-60) male with RSCS on a train or bus who systematically and purposefully tries to sit in the vicinity of an often young (age somewhere between 18-25) woman and then to enter into a conversation with her
2) a silver fox age male pedophile who, instead of prowling the Internet, Facebook and other social networking sites to find his young female (often teenage) victims, he uses intercity trains and public city buses to do so.
a guy posts on an online forum:
A: When I am on the train or the bus I always try to sit down as close to a pretty girl as possible in order to talk to her
B: Oh no shit! you are a trains-creep, right?
Successful attempt by a trains-creep on the actual train or bus:
Trains-creep: Hey, how are you today?
Woman: I am grerat thanks, but I am now reading something interesting about Sigmund Freud. I do not want to sound rude, but sorry, I am busy.
Traincreep: Annoying all those train or bus delays, eh?
Woman: YES! And yesterday I was late for university.
Trains-creep: Wow, what are you studying?
Woman: I study psychology in Amsterdam!
Traincreep: That's funny, I am also studying in Amsterdam, but in art...
..conversation continues until the next train or bus stop...
A: When I am on the train or the bus I always try to sit down as close to a pretty girl as possible in order to talk to her
B: Oh no shit! you are a trains-creep, right?
Successful attempt by a trains-creep on the actual train or bus:
Trains-creep: Hey, how are you today?
Woman: I am grerat thanks, but I am now reading something interesting about Sigmund Freud. I do not want to sound rude, but sorry, I am busy.
Traincreep: Annoying all those train or bus delays, eh?
Woman: YES! And yesterday I was late for university.
Trains-creep: Wow, what are you studying?
Woman: I study psychology in Amsterdam!
Traincreep: That's funny, I am also studying in Amsterdam, but in art...
..conversation continues until the next train or bus stop...
by Sexydimma January 28, 2012
Get the trains-creepmug. A bunch of idiot trump supporters trying their best to hype each other up but desperately failing as every Normal Perosn with a half functioning Brian cell judges them.
by The bad bitch who is anonymous January 3, 2021
Get the Trump trainmug.