Usually found on obese women at state fairs. You can usually spot them sucking down a corn dog or funnel cake. The Kansas City Titty is when the lady is soo fat that her breasts (usually bra-less) are sagging down like some large disgusting flapjacks on her fat gut.
That fat chick will never be able to ride on the scrambler, the carnie will not be able to shut the gate because her "Kansas City Titty" will be in the way.
I had to leave the Wal-mart check out aisle before i threw up because there were too many Kansas City Titty's in line.
I had to leave the Wal-mart check out aisle before i threw up because there were too many Kansas City Titty's in line.
by Big Red Kahuna October 4, 2011
Get the Kansas City Tittymug. Litty like a titty is another way of saying lit; meaning something or someone is awesome, but it sounds more lit.
by Nameshjhjsdbd October 4, 2017
Get the litty like a tittymug. by spermworm August 18, 2006
Get the FLOPPY MONKEY TITTIEmug. 1.In the animal kingdom, the runt of the litter gets stuck with the tit closest to the ass of the animal. Which has the least amount of milk in it.Therefore the meaning has evolved into human terms as to get the shitty end of the stick, to get leftoversor to be the last in line.
by Mojo Maniac August 1, 2008
Get the Sucking Hind Tittymug. by cocococococococococo March 8, 2007
Get the ass n tittiesmug. by blaise June 13, 2003
Get the flop your tittiesmug. by the one... yes that one February 20, 2017
Get the titty high fivemug.