Tesla Docking Station

When two guys who own electric cars meet up. After a couple of street beers, they end up pulling their foreskins back and locking them together whilst they talk about full self driving.

Did you hear about Karl and Glenn at the marina? Yeah, they are doing the usual Friday Tesla Docking Station

by Fullgae September 12, 2025

KYLA Radio Station

KYLA Radio Station was established on Thursday, August 24th 1989 as RCTV (Radio of Civilized Towns and Villages). It also has a TV station also known as RCTV (Reformed Civilized Television) established on Friday, August 24th 1990. However, the radio station RCTV eventually got the callsign KYLA on Monday, April 1st 1991 and this radio station was eventually rebranded as KYLA on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 as to avoid any confusion with the TV station RCTV.

In the afternoon of Tuesday, April 2nd 1991, the radio broadcaster of KYLA Radio Station said, "Howdy, how's your fasting? I hope we still stay healthy during this fasting month of Ramadan."

by Emotional Cruiser October 22, 2025

Spilled the stain

When someone did something so horrendous that even the chill teacher crashes out

Oh crap, Chase spilled the stain! Swaff's gonna eat him alive!

by anonymous8163264 October 24, 2025

Go to the freaking train station

Something you say when you're very upset with somebody. Often used as the harshest and most aggressive insult.

"I HATE YOU, I HOPE YOU GO TO THE FREAKING TRAIN STATION."

by Gargantuan_peanut2 December 15, 2025

B.S. Brown Stains on White Collars

Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.

Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”

by summertime36 September 6, 2021

Elkay EZH2O Wall Mounted Drinking Fountain and Hands Free Bottle Filling Station

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Me: *goes to Elkay EZH2O Wall Mounted Drinking Fountain and Hands Free Bottle Filling Station*
You: *is uncool*

by Rocksleakingoutofyoursocks May 24, 2022

Left it on the train a few kilometres after its station

An original metaphor that means taking something to far without realising, and then realising after.

An original, by me.

Tommy said a weird joke that I think he left on the train a few kilometres after its station.

I’m sorry, I think I definitely left it on the train a few kilometres after its station.

by Anonymous Weetup January 27, 2026