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Please speed I need this

When your mom is kinda homeless and you're asking for help
Some guy: Please speed I need this, my mom is kinda homeless.
Speed: *Makes a grimace*
by Lallaalatralala November 12, 2025
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free speech platform

1. A platform that claims people can say whatever they feel, but when tested actually censors speech criticizing right-wing politics
2. A platform that actually does post everything people say, but ends up censored anyway because anything meaningful gets buried under more "correct" topics and probably never seen
1. I posted facts about Trump's connection to tax evasion on a free speech platform. It was promptly removed by the moderators.
2. I posted my theory about Sonic the Hedgehog on a free speech platform because the mainstream Sonic fandom was attacking it. But it just got covered up by Fortnite stuff. Guess my speech still isn't free.
by TheRootSquad November 22, 2025
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Friday speech

The weekly religious speech given at mosques that somehow coincidentally resembles the content of your college material; e.g. the material about the ability to discern between right and wrong, delivered on Friday, October 24th 2025
Every Friday speech at the mosque hits differently; it’s like the imam is secretly aware of my college syllabus about ethics and morality — on Friday, October 24th 2025 he talked about discernment right before my class about it!
by Emotional Cruiser December 10, 2025
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Shite Speech

When someone promotes an ideology that accuses others of hating, and then punishing them for it.

The bigotry of punishing others for hate while being devoid of love.
Corporations are using shite speech policy while being devoid of love themselves
by El Yogi January 2, 2026
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captain one speed

by Jdub4200 December 27, 2008
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Non-Inflammatory Speech

A speech that the crowd pays attention to but doesn't get the crowd enthusiastic. This should mainly be used when talking to and intellectual.
Announcer: "Today we will talk about solar energy and the effects of how the ....."

Tim: " Cut it with the non-inflammatory speech and tell us when the pay cuts are going to happen!"
by Bloodbatdude September 30, 2009
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Christin Schultz speed

When someone runs super fast
Wow that nigga almost reached christin schultz speed
by Sublime55 June 29, 2010
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