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free speech platform

1. A platform that claims people can say whatever they feel, but when tested actually censors speech criticizing right-wing politics
2. A platform that actually does post everything people say, but ends up censored anyway because anything meaningful gets buried under more "correct" topics and probably never seen
1. I posted facts about Trump's connection to tax evasion on a free speech platform. It was promptly removed by the moderators.
2. I posted my theory about Sonic the Hedgehog on a free speech platform because the mainstream Sonic fandom was attacking it. But it just got covered up by Fortnite stuff. Guess my speech still isn't free.
by TheRootSquad November 22, 2025
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d

1. Like "t" but vocalized
2. Something one might replace the "t" with in social media posts. Typically done in places where the "t" can be optionally vocalized when pronounced. This is done for a few reasons, usually to sound depressed or relaxed or sometimes to dodge filters.
1. "Dick" starts with a "D" apparently. Why was I calling it a tick?
2. dont eat here its the shiddiest spagheddi I've had in my life its so bidder
by TheRootSquad November 26, 2025
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GOOB

The leader of a bunch of people who wish they own the world. Most of these people are either Republican politicians or hardcore capitalists, though there are also some total randos and even one Democrat. The GOOB is a supreme being whom these people worship, as they continue their attempt to make capitalism permanent.
Person 1: That guy just checked his phone, and his home screen is a photo of the GOOB.
Person 2: He got a PHOTO?
Person 1: We gotta get outta here NOW!
by TheRootSquad October 15, 2024
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MFX 1209

My cue to leave the darn room as fast as possible
Some piano music began and MFX 1209 displayed on the screen, so I ran for the exit as fast as I could.
by TheRootSquad June 24, 2021
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butsanacanot

A faster way of saying "butts, and I cannot."
"I like
big…
butsanacanot lie!"

- Sir Mix-A-Lot
by TheRootSquad November 22, 2025
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