playcrazy 

A fake version of insanity, something a person feigns, usually for secondary gain.

I’m just gonna go playcrazy to get myself off this fucked up prison yard.

playcrazy by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2018

Playtime

A term used in the ddlg community by the littles meaning sex.

Little: i want playtime (little word for sex)

Caregiver: okay little one, go get undressed

Playtime by Littlekittenprincess October 1, 2017

Don't hate the player hate the game 

Another way of saying don't blame me; this is how the system works.

Don't hate the player hate the game ... Or society made me do it, or the system is flawed and I've figured out how to work it, or everyone else is cheating too, or I hope I don't go to prison.

Don't hate the player hate the game by halmonkey May 2, 2013

mellophone player 

a girl/guy who is incredibly unique and the other sections in the band hate but couldn't live without at the same time. Usually tend to be made of perverted, vulgar, out of shape, and funny individuals, who befriend everyone. They don't really take anything seriously and tend to joke throughout rehearsals but know their shit when competition comes around

flute player: omg did you see the mellophones they don't know what they're doing
low brass: naw the mellos are the shit
clarinet: they need to shut up
trumpet: mellophone is just a big trumpet
saxophones: wut
drum major: yea but they march hella good at competition
mellophone player: HELL FUCKING YEAH MAJESTIC AND SHIT

mellophone player by treblemakingbandchick33 December 3, 2013

esports player

Word for a closeted pedophile.

If you see someone who claims to be an esports player notify the proper authorities immediately [phone]

esports player by frggerz September 14, 2020

Playing Cars 

The act of removing the muffler from your "pimped" hatchback to make it "sound fast" or like a "real car" Similar to children putting a playing card in the spokes of their bike to make it sound like a motorcycle.

Hector, I love Playing Cars! Even though we are doing 25, it sounds like we are in a race car! Look at all those bitches checking us out!

Playing Cars by Kavka June 6, 2010

Playstation Notwork

(noun) (puh-lay-stay-shun naht-work)

The loving term given to Playstation Network after the recent outages on Sony's online gaming platform.

Hey do you wanna play Portal 2 tonight? Oh wait, we can't do it on the Playstation Notwork.

Playstation Notwork by TheXDriver May 22, 2011