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cum dump

Cum dumps are extremely passive and prefer to think of themselves as objects, made for men to deposit their loads into. They find joy in knowing that their holes are made useful for the many men that they serve, and will happily let men fuck their ass and throat until their deposit has been made.

A cum dump has no preference as to which hole is used to deposit a load, and is motivated by their utility to men. The more they serve the better they feel.

A cum dump prefers loads to be deposited inside them, but expects – like a city dump – that there will be a lot of loads that are carelessly deposited anywhere on them.

Cum dumps don’t really do anything, merely providing holes for men to use, being useless for much else.
Stevie: "Dude did you see what Hayden did last night? Just starfished all night, while everyone fucked the hell outta him. At one stage his ass was DP'd and someone else was waaaay down his throat. And he just laid there all limp and shit.

Jake: "Yeah Hayden's a fucking cum dump man - useless fucking cum dump"
by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025
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dump-swag

The most prestigious level of poop. The kind of number Two that causes you to read the whole dictionary on the toilet. Glorious. Outstanding. Enlightenment.
I'm going to take a dump-swag.

Is that dump-swag my professors work?
by Alexander S. Sherwingty December 19, 2016
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media dump

To give or receive a large amount of personal porn at once; to dump all your sexual media onto a person during while sexting
I want you to media dump me babe
by Colorfulgiraffe August 5, 2023
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cock dumping

When you can’t keep or don’t want a rooster and give it away to someone else regardless if they want it.
Was cock dumping last night and my neighbor saw me.
by Fatty_Nug July 11, 2020
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Bun-dump

When someone stuffs an entire honey-bun in their va*ina or a**hole and then sh*ts it into the shower drain.
“Hey babe, you trynna bun-dump tonight after we get nasty.”
by Alfredo cheesecake February 16, 2022
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Strangle dump

When you strain so hard during a bowel movement that you pass out.
I blacked out hard last night from a strangle dump. I hit my head on the sink and woke up 2 hours later.
by Bakerdoodle July 5, 2018
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Trump Dump

When 6-8 people get together and take a dump in the same bathtub, and then get in.
While making sure everyone was go for the orgy, Michael requested that they all have a Trump Dump to get more aquainted.
by DrFunkles January 11, 2021
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