ajcrites's definitions

mommy meal

Re-heatable meal your mom cooks for you before she goes away for a while. Frequently stored in Tupperware or some equivalent. Comfort food for the working man.

Luann Van Houten: If you don't like Mrs. Simpsons' cooking, you have your mommy meals.

Milhouse: I got 'em!

Marge: Why does every kid who stays with us bring mommy meals? So I put pineapple in my potato salad. Live a little, huh!

by ajcrites July 31, 2010

block boy

A young man from a poor neighborhood or street block who may be involved in gang or drug activity.

Every good girl needs a little thug;
Every block boy needs a little love
— What It Is, Doechii

by ajcrites August 10, 2023

molly dump

a bowel movement taken while and often caused by rolling. Often a pleasant, fulfilling experience.

"Hey babe, where'd you go?"

"I had to take a molly dump, but now I'm ready to go dance."

by ajcrites September 3, 2020

marathon luck

In speedrunning marathons, the propensity for things to go unusually wrong.

Speed runner: “Okay, this boss has a 1/64 chance to kill me instantly.”

Boss kills them instantly

Speed runner: “Good thing I made that safety save in case of marathon luck!”

by ajcrites July 16, 2018