Definitions by ajcrites

block boy 

A young man from a poor neighborhood or street block who may be involved in gang or drug activity.

Every good girl needs a little thug;
Every block boy needs a little love
— What It Is, Doechii

block boy by ajcrites August 10, 2023

molly dump 

a bowel movement taken while and often caused by rolling. Often a pleasant, fulfilling experience.

"Hey babe, where'd you go?"

"I had to take a molly dump, but now I'm ready to go dance."

molly dump by ajcrites September 3, 2020

marathon luck 

In speedrunning marathons, the propensity for things to go unusually wrong.

Speed runner: “Okay, this boss has a 1/64 chance to kill me instantly.”

Boss kills them instantly

Speed runner: “Good thing I made that safety save in case of marathon luck!”

marathon luck by ajcrites July 16, 2018

mommy meal

Re-heatable meal your mom cooks for you before she goes away for a while. Frequently stored in Tupperware or some equivalent. Comfort food for the working man.

Luann Van Houten: If you don't like Mrs. Simpsons' cooking, you have your mommy meals.

Milhouse: I got 'em!

Marge: Why does every kid who stays with us bring mommy meals? So I put pineapple in my potato salad. Live a little, huh!

mommy meal by ajcrites July 31, 2010