"Jew" a male with a little dick
"Jew" a male with a thrashed ass
"Jew" no tick said the Jew
"Jew" money hungry person
"Jew" your typical drug dealer
"Jew" someone the winges about everything and everyone.
Jew" the ciggy smoking jew that also takes it from the but.
"Jew" a male with blonde hair that like to be fucked in his ass by multiple coloured man not of his own race
"what a gay Jew".
Definitions explaining a "Jew"
someone this a tight ass money hungry Penny scabbing bottom feeder that's always acting all poor me poor me as if they got nothing just to get symphony or a free something as in a hand out from someone that has less than the Jew being a victim.
"Jew" A male who is just a wimpy ass bitch that is scared of everyone and everything.
"Jew" oi Jew stop playing the victim card or you may end up a victim as the other Jew race did.
"Jew" a male with a thrashed ass
"Jew" no tick said the Jew
"Jew" money hungry person
"Jew" your typical drug dealer
"Jew" someone the winges about everything and everyone.
Jew" the ciggy smoking jew that also takes it from the but.
"Jew" a male with blonde hair that like to be fucked in his ass by multiple coloured man not of his own race
"what a gay Jew".
Definitions explaining a "Jew"
someone this a tight ass money hungry Penny scabbing bottom feeder that's always acting all poor me poor me as if they got nothing just to get symphony or a free something as in a hand out from someone that has less than the Jew being a victim.
"Jew" A male who is just a wimpy ass bitch that is scared of everyone and everything.
"Jew" oi Jew stop playing the victim card or you may end up a victim as the other Jew race did.
by Realitycheck4you November 28, 2023
Get the Jew mug.Disgusting, smelly, self-entitled, loser, asswipes that unfortunately live on this Earth. These people try to undermine and take over anyone that will be so foolish to let them. They generally have large noses and work at a bank.
Friend 1: Did you see Suzy's performance last night?
Friend 2: No, how did it go?
Friend 1: Well she asked the crowd for money, what a stinky jew..
Friend 2: Oh, yeah, what a nasty cunt of a jew..
Friend 2: No, how did it go?
Friend 1: Well she asked the crowd for money, what a stinky jew..
Friend 2: Oh, yeah, what a nasty cunt of a jew..
by niggertruth September 25, 2025
Get the jew mug.When a really cheap person feigns like "this time" they will pay. At any event where someone should share payment or pay for their own item, conveniently their wallet "gets stuck" in their pocket or purse because the other person has been known in the past to cover costs for them. Most times applies to people who like to take advantage of others for monetary gain, but can be any act of any perceived value.
Other terms related ; reverse jew with a twist : distracting someone temporarily in order to pay for an item or event
Reverse double jew : distracting someone in order to not pay, but better yet explained as most bill exchange scams
Other terms related ; reverse jew with a twist : distracting someone temporarily in order to pay for an item or event
Reverse double jew : distracting someone in order to not pay, but better yet explained as most bill exchange scams
Karen called Mike and invited him to a concert, claiming she had already purchased the tickets, so Mike agreed, half heartedly. Karen was known to usually never pay for anything, as Mike found out, so thought this may be an enjoyable night out to clear the possible hostility.
As they were walking the boardwalk to the concert, they came across an ice cream vendor and they both agreed they could use it after walking awhile in the heat. Karen chirped up "I got this!" as she already had her purse out and ready. Mike disagreed however and said "Karen, you bought the concert tickets. That wouldn't be fair to either of us for one person to cover the costs of the whole day" as if to show Karen the wrongs of past dates.
Karen said " OK Mike, I guess so." Mike felt proud of pulling off this reverse jew with a twist. Maybe she'll stop taking advantage of others if I just show her the error of her ways.
As they finished their ice cream near the gates to the outdoor concert, Karen claimed she had to visit the little girls room.
Mike said "OK I'll save us a place in line" Karen walked off.
Mike had an eye at the tickets as he was waiting. He stared in shock.
"FREE 4TH OF JULY CONCERT" he read. "What the actual f*ck?" I just got double reverse jewed.
So in a fit of absolute madness he decided to leave. "I'm done with this woman!" He walked off back to his car and left Karen there to fend for herself, pulling off a magnificent Backwards double reverse jew with a twist.
As they were walking the boardwalk to the concert, they came across an ice cream vendor and they both agreed they could use it after walking awhile in the heat. Karen chirped up "I got this!" as she already had her purse out and ready. Mike disagreed however and said "Karen, you bought the concert tickets. That wouldn't be fair to either of us for one person to cover the costs of the whole day" as if to show Karen the wrongs of past dates.
Karen said " OK Mike, I guess so." Mike felt proud of pulling off this reverse jew with a twist. Maybe she'll stop taking advantage of others if I just show her the error of her ways.
As they finished their ice cream near the gates to the outdoor concert, Karen claimed she had to visit the little girls room.
Mike said "OK I'll save us a place in line" Karen walked off.
Mike had an eye at the tickets as he was waiting. He stared in shock.
"FREE 4TH OF JULY CONCERT" he read. "What the actual f*ck?" I just got double reverse jewed.
So in a fit of absolute madness he decided to leave. "I'm done with this woman!" He walked off back to his car and left Karen there to fend for herself, pulling off a magnificent Backwards double reverse jew with a twist.
by MatrixGenius February 6, 2022
Get the reverse jew mug.A jewish citizen that isnt hardcore in the activities of judaism and the culture of judaism, but follows certain traditions when pressured at home and may have a cheeky prayer every now and then.
by dylandahorse September 10, 2012
Get the City Jew mug.by Joe mama 6972 November 15, 2023
Get the Jewing mug.Used on episode 2 of the "Frenemies" podcast. Ethan is reacting to TikToks posted by Trisha had recently posted surrounding her obsession with Jewish people. The phrase "Jew lunch" comes from a TikTok Trisha had posted entitled "Rate My Jew Lunch". Ethan points out the absurdity of the phrase and thus the phrase "jew lunch" was born into existence.
by cy.cucumb3r January 6, 2024
Get the Jew Lunch mug.A jewish person who is good with cars and maybe part of a pit crew. Hence the rhyme Pit Jew instead of Pit crew
Man 1: Hey Im so glad we have schmuel on our pit crew hes so good we'll call him pit jew
Man 2: Ya man thats pretty cool
Man 2: Ya man thats pretty cool
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