fucklert

the state of being particularly alert or sensitive to potential fuckertunities. Generally speaking, the longer it's been since you've had sex, the more fucklert you are.

Dude, Jimmy hasn't gotten any since his break up with Kimberly, so he'll be pretty fucklert at the party tonight

by kingbumii May 3, 2015

Fuckledump

A rotten vagina that is so floppy that it looks like a soggy ham sandwich

Damn, look at that fuckledump.

by Dlopyiuop June 6, 2015

Fucklebuckle

a kind of sec contraption that one uses to keep there partner in the air during sex

Babe, get ready, im setting up the fucklebuckle

by sortor July 24, 2016

fuckled

When something is really fucked

Dan: I just saw a plane crash
Olof: The pilot must have fuckled

by Oliverforpresident2020 November 24, 2016

Fuckled

A softer and more accepting, playful kind of fucked up.

The interwebs here are fuckled.

by Jojochinto December 8, 2017

Fuckles

The idea that freckles are so cute that you want to fuck the person with them.

Jane is so hot! she has fuckles.

by julianaboi December 15, 2017

Fuckles

The metatarsophalangeal joint between the metatarsals and the phalanges.

The knuckles on your feet.

Foot knuckles.

Fuckles.

1. Some ballerinas are warming up, and there is a snapping sound. "What was that?" "I just cracked my fuckles."

2. "I broke my fuckles when I was piss drunk and decided to fight a cinder-block."

by ham.sanitizer August 7, 2018