toaster

a way to refer to someone who is absolutely toasted (high)

don't touch my szechuan sauce you toaster !

by deskglobe April 6, 2022

Toast

Utterly ruined.

As soon as the wizard beaver shot the huge ball of energy at the old dwarf, he knew he was toast.

by MalumLibrum958 April 27, 2022

toastedginger0

One fine ass mf with 3 legs but only walks on 2🤤

Guy 1 : Bro have you seen @toastedginger0's meat reveal?
Guy 2 : No, what did it look like?
Guy 1: It was humongous!

by urguykai May 3, 2022

Toastie

Taking a selfie while on the toilet, usually taking a shit. A smile is often appreciated when included.

TLDR: Shit selfie

Bro I sent her a Toastie last night. She saved the pic and offered me a blumpkin.

by CatboyChai May 5, 2022

toaster boat

Just a toaster boat

"Fuck you, ya toaster boat!"

by BashTheGhxst69 May 20, 2022

Toastie Pie

The incorrect term for a sealed toasted cheese sandwich or toastie commonly used by inbred Southlanders.

"Wow, that's a good toastie pie."

"No, you fucking idiot, that's a toastie. Buggar off back to Dunedin."

by ToastiesCheese May 25, 2022

Toast Bitch

The person responsible for making/preparing sides to the main dish.

I need my Toast Bitch out here to get the salad ready to go with this chicken.

The person who toasts and butters the bread for breakfast while someone makes the eggs, bacon/sausage, and homefries

by Westfoldfell92 June 3, 2022