When you and your friends go under the covers together, close the sheets tight, and all fart together.
by Ashniinii November 5, 2023
Get the Dutch oven trainmug. An ancient rite of passage observed in the mountainous regions of Armenia, where "bitch ass pussy men" attempt to transform into "giga gnads" by enduring a series of brutal ball-busting sessions clad in traditional spandex loincloth.
The ritual begins at dawn, with omega males chanting ancient Armenian hymns. A village priestess, known as the "Master of Misery," usually some exasperated waifu in a pair of steel-toed stiletto heels, takes center stage. One by one, the men step forward and brace themselves for the inevitable. The kicks come fast and furious, each one accompanied by a hearty "Welcome to Armenia!" from the crowd. Some men weep. Some men keel over. Some men question every life choice that led them to this moment. But they all endure, because in Armenia, penile hemorrhages are just a sign that you’re keeping it real.
By the end of the day, the mountains echo with the sounds of groans as the men limp back to their villages, all blue-balled and clutching their bruised wangs. The ones who make it through are celebrated as heroes, their swollen testicles a badge of honor. The ones who don’t are gently carried home on their shields, because a real chad come home with your shield, or on it.
This time-honored tradition, though not for the faint-hearted, has been warmly embraced by foot fetishists around the world. It is a testament to the indomitable spirit of manhood, and the unbreakable resilience of the divine scrotum.
The ritual begins at dawn, with omega males chanting ancient Armenian hymns. A village priestess, known as the "Master of Misery," usually some exasperated waifu in a pair of steel-toed stiletto heels, takes center stage. One by one, the men step forward and brace themselves for the inevitable. The kicks come fast and furious, each one accompanied by a hearty "Welcome to Armenia!" from the crowd. Some men weep. Some men keel over. Some men question every life choice that led them to this moment. But they all endure, because in Armenia, penile hemorrhages are just a sign that you’re keeping it real.
By the end of the day, the mountains echo with the sounds of groans as the men limp back to their villages, all blue-balled and clutching their bruised wangs. The ones who make it through are celebrated as heroes, their swollen testicles a badge of honor. The ones who don’t are gently carried home on their shields, because a real chad come home with your shield, or on it.
This time-honored tradition, though not for the faint-hearted, has been warmly embraced by foot fetishists around the world. It is a testament to the indomitable spirit of manhood, and the unbreakable resilience of the divine scrotum.
Grigor got tired of being bossed around by his wife so he secretly signed up for a six-week Talin Testicular Tenacity Training course on Khan Academy.
Alexei was so fucked up by Talin Testicular Tenacity Training that he ended up in the ER.
Alexei was so fucked up by Talin Testicular Tenacity Training that he ended up in the ER.
by ShaolinDropout February 23, 2025
Get the Talin Testicular Tenacity Trainingmug. School were you learn how to take care of children in kindergarten.
You have to stay there five years.
You have to stay there five years.
by Blueberry16 January 2, 2017
Get the secondary training college for early childhood caremug. by Bigfoot-little hand March 16, 2022
Get the Braid Trainmug. When two Black guys have intercourse until completion with a White partner until simultaneously completion
Brad : Yo man Becky is so hot, I think I'm going to ask her out
Chad : Yeah she is but I cant look at her the same since I heard she was in an Oreo Train
Chad : Yeah she is but I cant look at her the same since I heard she was in an Oreo Train
by UrbanBeachZaddy69420 January 19, 2024
Get the Oreo Trainmug. by Egg25 January 17, 2018
Get the Reverse steam trainmug. When Ellie Sloan, Maya Miggy, and Paris PaRiSi push eachother along the floor in front of Giffin Sniper. Most likely sexually.
by Dat boi toi weed smoker February 5, 2018
Get the Girl Trainmug.