Smashmatic 4000 

A machine that only crushes cars that Yuppies drive. Will not accept cars that are sweet and are driven by Bad-Asses. Invented by John Champlain while channeling information from the planet Febulonious. Replaced the Smashmatic 3000 which although bad ass and sweet was in fact crushed by the Smashmatic 4000.

Redneck 1: Godamnit! Why won't the Smashmatic 4000 crush my late model Buick Riviera!?
Redneck 2: It's too bad ass. Here, try feeding it this Chevy Cobalt.
Redneck 1: Damn your right, I bet he'll eat a Ford Fusion too!
Redneck2: Yep, but let him enjoy the Cobalt, and hey he doesn't really like to be watched while he's crushing.
Redneck 1: ::turns away::

Smashmatic 4000 by Dahn April 14, 2008

Smashing Poptarts 

Masturbation.

Damn im so tired, I was Smashing Poptarts all last night.

Smashing Poptarts by Spudkiller0803 December 9, 2009

Smasher Dasher 

One who is quick to do things. Most of the time referring to sexual activity where the man leaves the women quickly after sex and never speaks to her again.

Did you hear what Jonny did to Linda?! Man he's such a smasher dasher!

Smasher Dasher by Mini Bulker May 21, 2011

SmashinBeauty 

SmashinBeauty is a famous SFX, face paint and Halloween Youtube that defined the meaning of her artist name on Good Morning America. She said that her artist name SmashinBeauty is meant to be seen as irony.

She is actually "SMASHIN", destroying, what society defines as BEAUTY.

She said that she is tired of mainstream magazines and media telling younger girls and grown adults that they are broken and need to fix themselves to meet the needs of others around them. So she is SMASHIN the BEAUTY industry standards to set herself free and other girls and woman around her.

You are a true SmashinBeauty. Perfect, just the way your DNA and Evolution decided to make you! Mother nature might have helped along the way too!

SmashinBeauty by SmashinBeauty May 14, 2017

Smashed crab

A person so ugly they resemble a smashed crab

Cian O’Connor? He is such a smashed crab

Smashed crab by Dan quaid June 4, 2018

smashing the like button

A woman performing clitoral masturbation or known as “smashing the like button”

Lil sister Susie is in her bedroom smashing the like button to Johnny Sins

smashing the like button by Muff Goodman October 31, 2020

hammer smashed

Taken from the cannibal corpse song "hammer smashed face" it can be used as a descriptive word detailing how drunk someone is.

Fuckin hell man, that guy is hammer smashed.

hammer smashed by Iain MacDonald August 1, 2007