sicky sucky

When your girlfriend gives you a blow job while she has the flu, or while intoxicated in some instances

"Babe, there's too much vomit on my dick, u can stop giving me a sicky sucky now."

by Blondie Stratcreek September 10, 2013

Sicksgiving

A holiday (not necessarily Thanksgiving) wherein every man/woman/child in a household contracts a viral or bacterial infection, typically gastrointestinal in nature. Everyone ends up competing for toilet time, and the house essentially becomes an infirmary. Additionally, the individual responsible for spreading the outbreak (ground zero) is reminded of his/her lameness on every subsequent holiday.

Coworker 1: So how was your holiday break?

Coworker 2: Awful!

Coworker 1: Really? Why?

Coworker 2: My in-laws stayed with us. My mother-in-law was sick, then got all of us sick. It was a pukefest and shitfest--man it sucked. Happy Sicksgiving to me.

by Schwetty Ballz December 3, 2013

Sickprong

A penis that has an STD or is unfortunately misshapen in strange way.

Also used to describe something that is really good.

Alternatively used to pretend something is good but you really think it isn't.

Friend 1: Did you hear that Guss is dating that Victoria secret model.

Friend 2: Sickprong!

by Ponyvarg September 6, 2016

Sickee

A British term used to denote taking time off work; usually while completely healthy, in order to accomplish some personal errand.

My brother arrives from Canada tomorrow; I'm pulling a SICKEE to go get him at the airport!

by Ragnampiza June 26, 2016

sickly quickie

Having sex quickly while both parties are sick.

Her "We have to be at the doctors in a hour" Him " just enough time to sneak in a sickly quickie".

by Watermelon juice May 28, 2016

Sicked

A hybrid of the words "sick" and "wicked", but usually only used ironically.

"woah dude that was sicked!"

by HMSDI January 2, 2017

sicky sweet

The situation is so overly positive, that it makes you want to throw up, just like when you ate too much of your Halloween Candy; or, the time you had a heart attack from smoking too much crystal meth in sun valley NV usa; or, the time the mom thought her newborn innocent baby was just oh so cute, so she drowned it in a tub of butter.

1. Bro your grandma was so sicky sweet after she ate my asshole, and then I looked into her eyes.
2. Marsha Brady on the Brady Bunch is so sicky sweet that I just want to kill Marsha Brady before she does another kind act.

by Droitduseigneiur May 6, 2017