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jacob ogden

A person who complains about absolutely everything in life.
I washed my hands and they got wet, I’m such a jacob Ogden
by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020
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Joyous Exhilaration Jacob Emberbatch

Also known as jeje, Joyous Exhilaration Jacob Emberbatch is a commonly used phrase in many competitive strategical shooters. It is usually shown at the end of a game as a sign of respect to your teammates Exhilarating gameplay.
“Jeje” says Phillip, a cheery chirp in his voice after a well played game.

“What does that mean?” Asks Geoffrey, wondering what mystery this silly acronym could possibly entail.

“Oh, well Joyous Exhilaration Jacob Emberbatch of course!” Phillip booms into the microphone, a sense of arrogance and superiority in his tone as he speaks.

“kys” says Geoffrey, clearly a bit of a sore loser.
by BedCrack September 22, 2025
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Jacob

Jacob is the most sweetest guy in the world, he is super kind and loving. He makes you smile even when you don’t wanna. He makes you laugh too. He is tall and has brown eyes but you get lost in them easily, he has brown curly hair and is just perfect. He doesn’t get how cute and attractive he is because he is so humble. But he has a confidence that is just so amazing and makes people love him. Guys get jealous of him because they feel intimidated by his confidence and perfection. He is smart but not necessarily at school. He loves cars and loves working hard. He try’s his bets in everything he does. He loves his family and his friends and treats his girlfriend amazing. ANYONE IS LUCKY TO HAVE JACOB AS A BOYFRIEND. You better never NEVER EVER let him go.
Guy- I don’t like Jacob

Guy 2- thats because your jealous of him.

Jenny- WOW IS THAT JACOB. HE LOOKS SO GOOD TODAY.

Hannah- that’s my boyfriend shut up he’s mine, he always looks good too, your an idiot.
by No name needed who needs one October 12, 2020
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Jacob

Jacob means that he has a horse dick and it is at least 30 inches.
Is that a 30 cm penis

yep:its definetley a jacob
by sexgod jacob September 10, 2019
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jacob emerick

He broke up with me because I wouldn't let him rape me anymore, he litteraly looks like a Chinese person with them fucked up slanted eyes, his red hair got me fucked up and his dick never did the job, FUCK he's ugly and pulls ZERO bitches, p.s. he has like 3 STD'S cuz he's gay
by Braiden fahrney November 21, 2024
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