Human cracker

Opposite of an animal cracker. A cracker shaped as a human.

"Hey bro would you like to eat a human cracker?"
"Sure! I was feeling a bit snackish"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Human

Verb; to human is when one interacts with other and puts stuff in their body known as food

Ima go be human for a second hold on...

by Monstrosity99 August 18, 2018

Death of humanity

When you pour a VERY Deadly poison into at a fabric that product food or other stuff everyone eats and dies.

Jack: John lock at this cool burger it looks so good and ITS GREEN OMG.

John: wow, Jack that looks so good let me have a bite.

Also john: 'takes a bite' dies

Jack: ohh that looks cool let me try.
"also dies"

And the death of humanity has began

by AdozeOfMySh!t February 19, 2021

Human Scan

When you get a printer and scan a part of your body. See printer

Yeah man I just human scanned my ass and brought it to school.

by Septic38rp May 13, 2019

Human resources

Primay a Hispanic picnic, skinny jeans and mini skirts required upon exiting.

Human Resources has become spineless.

by Thesenutzz November 5, 2019

human granola

Kara Hoffman- the biggest granola eating machine in the North West.

A human granola is person that typically drives a Subaru, goes on hikes, eats Clif Bars and a ton of granola...

Sheesh, Kara is such a human granola, look at her wearing those Birkenstocks, eating her organic yogurt and granola!

by Bbjkhdjkgklggkdlkgddffd454545b February 27, 2017

Human Skin

A delicious substance often used in various soups and pastas. It is harvested from individuals who are undeserving of their skin.

Skinner's noodles is my favorite restaurant. They always put the perfect amount of human skin into their noodles.

by IMMAJUICEBOI May 30, 2024