Dryer Baby

The phenomenon resulting from a freak accident of nature when the fertilization of a human egg occurs outside of the human body when introduced to human sperm during the laundering process. The washing process acts as the medium introducing the egg and sperm to the broth of human nutrients and residue trapped in the fiber of the clothes. Once the miraculous conception has occurred the broth acts as a yoke of sorts encasing and feeding the embryo giving it the nutrients to develop. When placed in the dryer, warmth combined with the moisture encourage embryonic cell division resulting in a dryer baby

Man I am washing a pair of my boxers with a batch of my girlfriend's clothes, and I just hope we don't have a dryer baby when all is said and done.

by Professor Hobbs December 4, 2010

dryies

When you're smoking marijuana and your mouth gets so dry that you really really need a drink. The dryies just works way better than cotton mouth.

Variations: Dryees

"Damn, I've got the dryies." -Howard Shoelson

by Caitlandia November 1, 2015

Drycock

When a guy attempts anal sex with no lube and forces his way in, Dry! dry anal sex

You better use lube, if you drycock me, you will never get my butt again!

by Funsize Abbie January 12, 2020

dale the drywaller

Guy who has been around the trade for over 30 years

Dale the drywaller well hung, screwed and nailed all over your house

If you dont like his prices bring your wife and maybe he will dicker

by Tonythetiler November 25, 2020

Dryer pickle

When a dumbass poops in someone's sock and then throws it into a full clothes dryer load, causing the entire load to smell like S**T!!

All my laundry smells like poop!!! Steve must have dryer pickled my clothes!!!

by DeadSext March 1, 2010

Dryaheevah

When one's diarrhea runs out. (sweet pun) One's sphincter and rectum continue to attempt to expel excrement unsuccessfully. Usually painful and uncomfortable.

Morgan: Wow what did I eat last night?
Mac: You bought burrittoes from that guy on the boardwalk again, and you drank a forty of old english.
Morgan: No wonder I've got dryaheevah, I can't poop anymore out I've just been dryaheeving all day!
Mac: Are you gonna be up our toga yacht party tonight?
Morgan: Oh god do you have any ice cubes? I think I pulled a muscle in my sphincter and my anus is on fire.

by Morgan (poop artist) January 26, 2009

hiroshima hair dryer

A big ol turbo for your import car

Dude what are you getting next for your car?

Oh! The Hiroshima hair dryer is what I was thinking, maybe a Songhai spinny boi

by Ghayes14 June 18, 2019