cow hug day

Cow Hug Day is an annual event announced in India in February 2023, encouraging the show of love towards cows by hugging them.

Celebrated on the 14th of fuckin February too....

no cow hug days?

by Doomed March 6, 2023

CUM COW

Toxic Meme from Aydin's cringy twitch chat

I love saying cum cow

by floordaddy March 9, 2023

Moo-Cowed

To be fooled into an internet date by someone who is much fatter then their pictures indicate.

I had a Tinder date last Thursday but she moo-cowed me; she must've weighed 250.

by Ababababababa March 28, 2023

juju the cow

The fursona of an LA comedian known by his screen name Dick Masterson. He was famous for a segment on Dr. Phil saying men are superior to women. He was also a high school prom king.

Did you know Dick Masterson dressed up as juju the cow for this year's Burning Man Festival?

by Terry Thomas Davis June 14, 2024

fat cow gravy

this is what texans call ice cream

Dell: I'll have a vanilla fat cow gravy, pardner.

by FlyingKP June 21, 2024

Cow Tooth

A cow tooth is when you like milk, cheese, yogurt, Beef, Beef Patties, Steak, and cheeseburgers.

Jughead: Mmmmm! Cheeseburgers! I have a cow tooth!

by HawaiianPunch1 July 8, 2024

Romanian cow cruncher

When you’re interacting with an extremely thick woman and she squeezes her legs together in attempt to restrain your johnny and balls.

Watch out for those Romanian cow crunchers! Or Fricker Linda got me with Romanian cow cruncher last night.

by Romanian Cow Cruncher July 14, 2024