by littleransom July 17, 2019
Get the how can you sleep with yourself at nightmug. the ridiculous condition of a winner politician who blames the former administrations, to justify the mere fact he is definitely unable.
Who does politics can choose the party to play with, the arguments to fight with, and the equivocal reasons to explain to the electorate, but can not choose the "favourite" priorities, budget deficits, environmental emergencies, and other embarrassing situations.
Who does politics can choose the party to play with, the arguments to fight with, and the equivocal reasons to explain to the electorate, but can not choose the "favourite" priorities, budget deficits, environmental emergencies, and other embarrassing situations.
POLITICIAN: It's not my fault. The former mayor left a huge amount of budget deficit.
TV REPORTER (live): No, man: you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit.
TV REPORTER (live): No, man: you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit.
by logao November 4, 2018
Get the you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shitmug. “Bro, you made her laugh”
“So what?”
“Its known that, If you can make her laugh and giggle you can make that ass clap and jiggle”
“So what?”
“Its known that, If you can make her laugh and giggle you can make that ass clap and jiggle”
by Dickandballsguy12 June 27, 2023
Get the if you can make her laugh and giggle you can make that ass clap and jigglemug. When you imply that you will cut someone like you are opening a can of beans. Or if you mess with the horns you will get stabbed !!!
by Rosewood1978 February 22, 2017
Get the open you up like a can of beansmug. When the user of a blondes face for sexual purposes finds that the pleasure sensation is too great and wishes to cry out in a manner befitting a scream. Realising to late that In Space No-one Can Hear You Scream...
by Master Of Cunts May 14, 2008
Get the In Space No-one Can Hear You Screammug. Pronounced in a only northern chav/scally accent.
A phrase used only by two types of people.
It can be screamed by F-16 pilots, instead of the customary "booyaa", while flying 2 meters above crowded pedestrian areas.
It is also screamed by Parson cross chavs, from the drivers window of red honda civic type-r as they speed past inferior cars(EG bugatti veyrons, saxos, corsas &/or hyundias).
A phrase used only by two types of people.
It can be screamed by F-16 pilots, instead of the customary "booyaa", while flying 2 meters above crowded pedestrian areas.
It is also screamed by Parson cross chavs, from the drivers window of red honda civic type-r as they speed past inferior cars(EG bugatti veyrons, saxos, corsas &/or hyundias).
Ppptttttccccccchhhhhh!!!!!!, can-u-ere-the-v-tec?
by thurcroftdave May 17, 2006
Get the can-u-ere-the-v-tecmug. A TV show in which convicted rapists are entered into a Big Brother style house. The ultimate goal of the show is to find the best rapist of those interred. They would have weekly competitions such as Most Violent Rapist, Quickest Rapist, Most Loving Rapist, highest amount of 'I'm sorry's' post coitus etc. the winner would be the publics most favoured Rapist. The prize being facial reconstruction and a new identity.
Matty J: Hey Deano, who's your favourite on this awesome show 'So you think you can Rape?'
Deano: Well I was gunning for Fritzl but the new guy Castro has swung it for me!
Matty J: Gaylord!
Deano: Well I was gunning for Fritzl but the new guy Castro has swung it for me!
Matty J: Gaylord!
by BruffandConlon June 12, 2013
Get the So you think you can rape?mug.