Badgerologist

A very intelligent person who studies all different types of the majestical badger!

Man: Hey, look! What is that type of badger?
Professor: I know because I'm a Badgerologist!!!
Man: What is it then?
Professor: It's the most majesticalist badger of all, the Honey badger!! It's kicks ass.

by DeViiLzZ February 18, 2014

barbernastics

The unnatural and often painful contortions a barber is forced into when the client refuses to sit in the properly and hold the fuck still.

barber1 - I have to leave early today.
barber2 - Sure, what's up?
barber1 - The barbernastics I was forced into yesterday really fucked up my back.

by sassyred November 5, 2014

Badger

Whilst this may be a noun for the little black and white animal that sniffles amongst leaves, nibbles on earthworms and digs muddy holes at nighttime, the word 'badger' has an entirely alternate definition in another context. This word can be used to describe anyone who is caught sneaking around other people's business where they're not wanted and joining in on other people's banter of which he does not comprehend. Using the terms 'badgery' and 'badgering' also carry the same meaning.

Person L: "I've fookin had enough of that little badgery boy Steven joining in on our banter"
Person J: "I know exactly what ya mean mate, he's always badgering around in our business ennit"

by Los Bantros de Frazola November 26, 2014

badger

The act of sucking someone off

She is such a badgerer

She did the badger

She gave him a badger for his birthday

by badgerforlife January 28, 2015

badgertwaut

Refers to online gamer who does all the wrong things.

There was just this guy on my team who was running doing all the wrong things, he was such a badgertwaut.

by Professor Paradox May 1, 2015

banger girl

A girl who throws badass parties, or is the life of the party. The party doesn't start until she walks in!

Oh look Jaki is here, she's such a banger girl!

by Yagirljaz May 5, 2015

bangerlash

Self-induced whiplash caused by excessive, but absolutely necessary, amounts of head-banging to heavy metal music. Most commonly happening at metal shows, and in the shower.

Can't go out tonight bro. Gave myself bangerlash at the show last night and now I can't even turn my neck.

by Mr.bojangles May 13, 2015