bacolly

Noun - a long, narrow bill, typically curving at the mouth and sometimes with a line running the length of the body from the end of an arm to the tip of the tongue.

A golden gold bacolly on her tiptoe

by Marc2.0 July 30, 2023

bacon count

the number of fat people you’ve fucked

what’s your bacon count?

well, sarah was 340lbs so I’m at 3 now.

by madsky kaylook August 27, 2023

Baconizing

Where a person is laying on somewhere (more specifically a couch or bed) like a fat ugly lazy ass pig.

bonus points if you’re baked (high)

1: “did you see caysie? she was totally baconizing!”

2: “yeah, what a fat lazy baconizer”

by dylan_poggers July 17, 2024

Baconbator

The act of wrapping strips of bacon around your penis, then using the bacon grease as lube to masturbate.

After Ronald McDonald got done eating his Baconator, he gave himself a Baconbator

by tiddly dinkler July 17, 2024

Bacon bits

Off my tits

So I was in a club on E ans I was totally off my bacon bits

by Belta-Boy July 19, 2024

Baconcat

Another word for a baby.

This word comes from how baby cats will crave bacon until they are about four years old.

Omg… that guy is totaly a baconcat

by Sglum August 1, 2024

Babcocked

To be relived of your duties and role before being able to start your duties and role.

Oh man, that coach was just babcocked for throwing a skate at that kid.

by handsxmerob September 25, 2023