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Bastarding

Larry and Susan had a one night stand. They created a child. Hence, Larry and Susan were bastarding.
by Cleinth July 23, 2012
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Baste the Turkey

The act of dry humping or having sexual activity without actually exchanging fluids.
I don't want to have sex but I'll 'Baste the Turkey'.
by kisssmyclasss December 15, 2012
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bastARGHds!

bastard:

1. a person who was born out of wedlock, and hence often considered an illegitimate descendant.
2. a mongrel. a biological cross between different breeds, groups or varieties.
3. a contemptible, inconsiderate, overly or arrogantly rude or spiteful person.
4. a man, a fellow, a male friend.
5. a child that does not know his or her father.
6. something extremely difficult or unpleasant to deal with.
7. a variation that is not genuine; something irregular or inferior or of dubious origin, fake or counterfeit.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

bastARGHds!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about bastards.
"bastARGHds!" - says a pirate
by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com March 12, 2013
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Bastidity

Unit of which bastards are measured in.
Guy 1 says: That guy get worse
Guy2 says: Yep hes definatly gone up on the bastidity count
by iluvroadies January 18, 2015
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Bastard Snooker

A game played by the illegitimate consisting of multi-coloured balls and six pockets.
I cant be christened or have a birth certificate sir but at least I can get a clean break in bastard snooker
by Work Based Learner 2 January 21, 2015
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bastard

a) an offensive term for a son born to a married couple that later gets divorced, the mother raising the son by herself, without any child support from the father.

b) a father that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring upon divorce
under definition b), I am ordering each and every bastard to pay child support, even if they have no visitation rights to their children and have not been forced by the court to pay said child support
by Sexydimma February 24, 2015
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bastled

When you catch a Bass but it tells you to fuckin' do one and fucks right back off into the sea.
Mate, I got bastled. I feel like I'll never fish again.
by TheHorselyOption September 28, 2015
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