the forth tooth

how to tell the difference between the alligator and crocodile.

the forth tooth is how you tell the difference between the alligator and crocodile. not the fifth not the third but the forth

by lookatmybreifs February 7, 2018

hoo hoo toot

The unexpected escape of air from a woman's vagina; Queef

Her hoo hoo toot caused her great embarrassment.

by Mama_Ames November 22, 2018

Snogging the toothless clown

Cunnilingus with a woman whose pubis is unusually thick and bushy.

When we went for lunch, Cedric smiled at the waitress and he had whopping great pubes like bed springs between his teeth! I reckon he was snogging the toothless clown last night!

by Nuphagus January 5, 2020

getting a tooth removed

It sucks it makes your mouth swell up and you have to rinse your mouth with saltwater three times each day for a week and then you go to the tongue specialist for urgent treatment cause it burns ur precious tongue. ._.

See disgusting

Person 1: Getting a tooth removed? enjoy the saltwater ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Person 2: whut ._.
(a few hours layer)
Person 2: MY TONGUE OH IT BURNS

by pureboredom August 13, 2020

Tilt ‘n’ toot

When a person tilts to the side in order to pass gas.

After my son ate some beans, he had to tilt ‘n’ toot to get rid of the gas.

by Angel2Mars August 30, 2020

bubble gum toothpaste

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT USE THIS. IT WILL MAKE YOUR LIPS SWELL BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO IT

“Hey mom, my lips feel funny after the bubble gum toothpaste”

“Okay son, just keep using it”

by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020

puff and toot

The act of getting a person so high that they agree to anal sex and afterwards fart while you are pulling out.

Krystal stopped by last night for a little puff and toot.

by Mathias Poundcake November 22, 2020