Stick my churro in your soft taco 

A very polite and very Mexican way of saying "put my penis in her vagina." Aka the cholo's mating call.

Carlos: "Hola chica, por favor let me stick my churro in your soft taco."

Chica: "Oh sí, only if you squirt on some of your special sauce!"

Stick my churro in your soft taco by SC Locin' August 23, 2014

Toledo Taco 

When youre banging a chick from behind, you shit on plate, add grated cheese and lettuce, and then smash the contents of the plate on the woman's face like a pie. When she turns around after being insulted, cum on her face for the sour cream effect.

PK: Holy shit Delvy, I saw Maria today at work, she must have been pretty hungry last night.
Delvy: Fuck yeah man, she was eating Toledo Taco's all night.

Toledo Taco by T Town Playas January 28, 2006

Cajun Taco

key-juhn [tah-koh

- noun

1. a native of Louisiana who fornicates with two Latina women.

Boudreaux hooked up with Rosa and Consuela last night. That was one hot Cajun Taco.

Cajun Taco by slickcarl June 5, 2011

Glossy taco 

Cristine's (SimplyNailLogical on YouTube) form of a glossy topcoat.

To finish off this nail look let's apply a glossy taco.

Glossy taco by I<3Cristine July 19, 2017

Fish Taco 

1. A common meal in Mexico. A fresh tortilla or taco shell filled with salmon, sardines, chilli relish, beans, onion, peppers, corn and topped off with smooth gaucomole.

2. A dirty, fishy-smelling vagina

1. Man that fish taco I had the other night made me shit my guts out!

2. Guy 1: So I took off her panties...
Guy 2: Yeah....
Guy 1: And something smelt bad....
Guy 2: Aww no
Guy 1: Yep. She had a fish taco.

Fish Taco by samsam123 January 9, 2009

Face taco

The aggressive smearing of a vagina on an unwilling victim's face. Often used as a prank to awaken asshole men, but is also effective as a defense tactic when attacked by mountain lions.

Similar to teabagging, but far better as a weapon, since 1) testicles are weak, difficult to aim, and easily bruised, and 2) a face taco can potentially kill a victim by suffocation.

John: This morning my girlfriend woke me up with a face taco; I thought I was under attack by a burglar with a fleshlight.

Bob: Yeah, same; I was dreaming that I was Luke Skywalker, about to freeze to death on Hoth, so I crawled inside my dead tauntaun for warmth. After I woke up, it took me 5 minutes to realize I wasn't still inside its carcass.

John: I would break up with her if it wasn't for all the mountain lions.

Face taco by Taco22222 September 23, 2014

bald taco 

(noun) clean shaven snatch or vagina. often highly prefered over the tumble weed.

Yo, that girl I hooked up with last nite showed me her bald taco and I showed her my man-sized manicotti !

bald taco by c-squared March 25, 2003