Slap Chop

To open palm slap a titty sized C and up

Would you rather have a purple nurple or a slap chop?

by Pi Nihn and Vih February 5, 2009

tank slapping

The act of a man using his penis to penetrate another mans anus in a dodgy style so that there semen tanks slap together. Hence, 'slapping tanks'.

Bob and George have been togther for 6 years now. Not my idea of fun mind, not really one for tank slapping.

by Christoph October 26, 2005

Scrotum Slap

After a long day of hot sweaty work, putting your hand down your pants and filling your palm w/sweat from your scrotum. Then with said sweat slapping somebody dear to you.

Yo man, I just got off work and I went up to Andrew and gave him a Scrotum Slap.

by James November 13, 2003

Slap Nasty

When something is so nasty you just want to slap it. Most commonly used as an adjective.

Boy: "I want to eat your FUP for dinner"
Girl: "You're so slap nasty"

by Tonya62 July 26, 2006

bonga slap

when a male gets his bonga out and slaps someone with it

wow, that was a hard bonga slap by tom smith

by Waalex October 6, 2003

Slaps Snooch

The opposite of "kick dick" (kick ass).
If something sucks you can say it slaps snooch.

I saw Twilight last night. It slaps snooch.

That slut is going to the dance with MY crush?! Dude, this slaps like, 50 snooches.

by jizz_gargling_cuntwhistle January 22, 2010

Bigmac slap

The bigmac slap is where you get a morbidly obese person to eat 5 Bigmacs and then to slap his man tits continuously on a womans face.

Dude, I saw this huge motherfucker last night. I hit him up for Mcdonalds and had a wonderful night of Bigmac slaps.

by i.like.your.mum July 24, 2009