Definitions by jizz_gargling_cuntwhistle

Slaps Snooch 

The opposite of "kick dick" (kick ass).
If something sucks you can say it slaps snooch.

I saw Twilight last night. It slaps snooch.

That slut is going to the dance with MY crush?! Dude, this slaps like, 50 snooches.

Slaps Snooch by jizz_gargling_cuntwhistle January 22, 2010