The opposite of "kick dick" (kick ass).
If something sucks you can say it slaps snooch.
I saw Twilight last night. It slaps snooch.

That slut is going to the dance with MY crush?! Dude, this slaps like, 50 snooches.
by jizz_gargling_cuntwhistle January 22, 2010
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