Slap Chop

To open palm slap a titty sized C and up

Would you rather have a purple nurple or a slap chop?

by Pi Nihn and Vih February 5, 2009

tank slapping

The act of a man using his penis to penetrate another mans anus in a dodgy style so that there semen tanks slap together. Hence, 'slapping tanks'.

Bob and George have been togther for 6 years now. Not my idea of fun mind, not really one for tank slapping.

by Christoph October 26, 2005

Scrotum Slap

After a long day of hot sweaty work, putting your hand down your pants and filling your palm w/sweat from your scrotum. Then with said sweat slapping somebody dear to you.

Yo man, I just got off work and I went up to Andrew and gave him a Scrotum Slap.

by James November 13, 2003

Slaps Snooch

The opposite of "kick dick" (kick ass).
If something sucks you can say it slaps snooch.

I saw Twilight last night. It slaps snooch.

That slut is going to the dance with MY crush?! Dude, this slaps like, 50 snooches.

by jizz_gargling_cuntwhistle January 22, 2010

bonga slap

when a male gets his bonga out and slaps someone with it

wow, that was a hard bonga slap by tom smith

by Waalex October 6, 2003

Slap Nasty

When something is so nasty you just want to slap it. Most commonly used as an adjective.

Boy: "I want to eat your FUP for dinner"
Girl: "You're so slap nasty"

by Tonya62 July 26, 2006

wang slap

the act of your penis slapping against your leg

before i went to bed i wang slapped for 2 hours.

by billy bob jones big boner August 19, 2011