punching the salad bar

The act of giving a throatjob creampie to a vegan/vegetarian, essentially providing the 'dressing' to their 'salad bar'.

After a few shots of tequila, Jane, a vegan, got her salad bar punched by Bob. Bob is known for punching the salad bar.

by batht May 16, 2018

dumpling salad

when you have diarrhea and throw up at the same time

“Bro I just had dumpling salad!”

by ImmortalYeet May 20, 2018

Fresh salad

Where you take a hit of a joint or blunt with ur ass and have somone else suck it back out

Dude i gave that girl fresh salad last night

by Ass_eaters_anonymous May 22, 2018

Pre tossed salad

When one person licks the buthole right before you lick the buthole

I was enjoying Danielle’s pre tossed salad

by Andielpy December 17, 2017

Cookie Salad

A side dish that consists of every kind of cookie known to mankind mixed with marshmallow whip.

Sister in law: "I brought a cookie salad!" Me: " That's not a salad, that's diabetes".

by HamSandwhich666 December 15, 2017

spunk salad

A light semen drizzle directly onto your salad instead of the usual mayo or dressing.

"I hate that old nun, she's so homophobic."
"Never mind I've sorted her out. I only made her up a spunk salad and she's wolfing it down."
"Oh, you'll go to Hell for it."
"Worth it just to hear her ask for seconds."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

HAM SALAD

Sexual act:

When a person licks in one fluid motion from the butthole, through the taint and chode, to the shaft and on the dick.

I wasnt even hard until Sheila gave me a ham salad.

by Mc Scumbag September 14, 2017