Ass Minute

Similar to "a Minute-

Getting a good beating for one minute, usually a form of discipline in a gang" but turned violently sexual.

Keep it up, you fuck around one more time you're going to get a minute... an ass minute..⁸

by Blahblah68 October 26, 2025

Cody minutes

A unit of time that is completely fucking meaningless. A single Cody minute ranges anywhere from one actual minute to seven hours.

Person 1: "I'll see you in thirty Cody minutes."
Person 2: "Cool, I'll get in eight hours of sleep."

by BepsiMang November 8, 2025

Shit mittens

The improvised action of cutting out the lining or fabric from one’s pants pocket to repurpose it as an emergency substitute for toilet paper when no conventional options are available, often in desperate or remote situations. This makeshift solution provides a quick, albeit unconventional, means of personal hygiene, though it may result in compromised clothing integrity.

In the heat of a top-secret op behind enemy lines, Private Murphy, facing a dire “logistical crisis” with no TP in sight, stealthily converted his camo pants into shit mittens—proving once again that soldiers improvise, adapt, and overcome… even if it means walking funny for the rest of the mission.

by VoodooJack November 16, 2025

Life Minutes

the time prior to the expiration of organic biological function (ie: death).

Every time Joey talks back to Fat Sal his life minutes dwindle.

by Tony Pro9 December 2, 2025

Roll Over Minutes

When you finish early with a prostitute and let your friend use the remaining time. Most effectively used by a one titty exposed hand job.

I saved some roll over minutes so my friend could get JOed in the back booth of a pizza joint...

by MC Plan B January 12, 2011

One Hit Mitt

When you and your friends are smoking a bowl and you think it's kicked, you can take or offer the One Hit Mitt. Blast that bowl with your lighter to get all you can out of it and prove that there's always something more at the bottom of the bowl.

This bowl is pretty kicked. Do you want to try the One Hit Mitt?

by bababooey93 January 12, 2014

Awws Per Minute

A unit of measurement for endearing and cute things.

The squirrell that lives in my yard generates about 4 Awws Per Minute during my morning smoke. APM cute factor

by Grriracha May 14, 2016