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Male Loneliness Syndrome

Male Loneliness Syndrome, known as MLS, is a "mental disorder" described by heterosexual males, most commonly Incels, as something caused by female rejection. Realistically, most people who claim to have this disorder typically put in little-to-no effort to build relationships or trust in women, and simply want to blame women for how unfuckable they are, as well as the fact that they are unfathomably socially inept.
John: I overheard Cody talking about his Male Loneliness Syndrome to Amber, no wonder she keeps rejecting him!
Dave: Yeah man, he really needs to learn how to socialize... I almost feel bad about it.
by M-GRAVES February 9, 2025
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ultimate sigma male

every guy named hunter ever
person 1: yooo that dude is a ultimate sigma male!
person 2:no he's not
person 1: why not?
person 2: cause his name aint hunter
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Yogurt Male

First, Alpha males were the best type of male to be. Then, it became Sigma males. Now, it's Yogurt Males.

"Yogurt Male" is just one of many labels made by men trying to out boost their fragile egos. Such men (Alphas, Sigmas, Yogurts, etc) fail to recognize women as people instead of sex objects, and thus end up blaming them for their unhappiness in life. In an attempt to find fulfillment in their lives, they come up with these new empty titles to elevate themselves above other men who are in reality, just as lonely as they are.

The specific reference to yogurt also has white supremacist undertones, since it is implying that men who are able to easily digest yogurt are superior to those who are not. Lactose intolerance is most prominently seen in Asia, Africa, and South America.
Chad: "I'm not some sort of lowly Alpha Male, I'm a Yogurt Male."
Alex: "You can digest dairy? Color me impressed."
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Alpha Male

Alpha wolf #WlofyChan #Baka #Oppa #ObeyUrMaster
Baby Cub - Are you the Alpha Male?
Alpha Male - Im the alpha Im the leader Im the one you trust
by GetANoseJobXD October 29, 2022
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Alpha Male

The Worst males to ever fucking exist
A Alpha Male is so fucking cringe
by NorthBoy99 April 13, 2025
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mighty male

It’s just like being male, but it completely dismisses the very notion of transitioning. You are male, you always were male, and you’ll always be male.
I’d say I transitioned from male to mighty male, but I was always mighty male.

Look at this super straight mighty male over here. An integral part of the gender binary.
by 1776today July 4, 2021
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