When you and your lover decide that paying property taxes in two places is more fun long term. Typically in the province of Quebecistan.
Wow John and Jessica sure do rock their French marriage. I wonder how much more their budget costs them because of it. To each their own I guess.
by 🫓 January 20, 2024
Get the french marriagemug. Extremely distasteful.
Mark: I heard you went and saw the new Claymation remake of "Citizen Kane" at the Odeon -- how was it?
Kip: Worse than French diarrhea -- unwatchable. We walked out and got frozen custard.
Kip: Worse than French diarrhea -- unwatchable. We walked out and got frozen custard.
by FitofPeak2 June 11, 2025
Get the Worse than French diarrheamug. If that guy is the French Brad Pitt, I must be like the Colin Farrell of the South or somebody like that, even though Colin Farrell thinks I am prettier than that man.
by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021
Get the French Brad Pittmug. “I know you’re tired bae, lemme just give you the french”
French Manicure: when he wants to put just the tip in
“Ugh tonight...ok maybe just a french mani”
French Manicure: when he wants to put just the tip in
“Ugh tonight...ok maybe just a french mani”
by Therealestlexgal93 December 27, 2020
Get the French Manicuremug. When three or more women sit on each others face at the same time and make the sweet sound of their people by blowing into each other’s vagina at the same time. ♻️
by Pixie Crotch April 19, 2023
Get the French hornmug. Noun:
The butthole.
Verb:
The opening of the anus.
Synonyms:
Corn Chute, Turd Tunnel, Crap Cannon, Shit Shooter, Balloon Knot, Monkey Button, Portal to Paradise, Stink star, Hershey Highway, Shit Pit, Brown Eye, Chocolate Starfish, Rusty Bullet Hole, Rusty Sheriffs Badge.
The butthole.
Verb:
The opening of the anus.
Synonyms:
Corn Chute, Turd Tunnel, Crap Cannon, Shit Shooter, Balloon Knot, Monkey Button, Portal to Paradise, Stink star, Hershey Highway, Shit Pit, Brown Eye, Chocolate Starfish, Rusty Bullet Hole, Rusty Sheriffs Badge.
Shaun: I was in the French Opening yesterday for my first time!
Kurt: Oh, I love tennis!
Shaun: No, I mean my boyfriends French Opening.
Kurt: Oh, I love tennis!
Shaun: No, I mean my boyfriends French Opening.
by Christiangirlss June 3, 2017
Get the French Openingmug. "Peeling french fries" is a phrase meaning "Doing everything except the logical answer to something"
"Dude, we just backed into a ditch!"
"Don't worry, I'll just back out of it" *starts trying to back out of the ditch*
"You're peeling french fries!"
"Don't worry, I'll just back out of it" *starts trying to back out of the ditch*
"You're peeling french fries!"
by IncyIncoming September 28, 2022
Get the Peeling french friesmug.