french vanilla latte 

This is when a person makes a Latte, but they add french vanilla into it. It's not a tax write-off.

Person 1: do you want a french vanilla latte
Person 2: oh sure i love dodging taxes

french vanilla latte by Sando Trouton December 17, 2024

French Whisper 

The french whisper is when you tell someone you have a secret to tell them than you cup your hand around their ear and fart.

Hey chef payne i have a secret to tell you. Have you ever heard of a french whisper?

French Whisper by chef larxson smith December 18, 2024

French Whisper 

The french whisper is when you tell someone you have a secret to tell them than you cup your hand around their ear and fart.

Hey chef payne i have a secret to tell you. Have you ever heard of a french whisper?

French Whisper by chef larxson smith December 18, 2024

French vacuum 

A vacuum cleaner with a French accent, this item has supposedly never existed before and won't ever. so technically this word exists for no reason

I spotted the legendary French vacuum

French vacuum by johnsonboy24 December 26, 2024

french couple 

when the man is shorter than the woman in the relationship

someone: oh she’s in a french couple!

french couple by banananananna6926 December 28, 2024

French favor

An "obvious" --- i.e., easily recognizable with just a casual glance, and therefore does not need to be actually verbalized --- and comparatively-simple/minor assistive action dat someone requests merely by saying, "S'il-vous plait?"

Typical example of a French favor: Person A approaches Person B in his workshop and holds out two separate pieces of an item that have come apart, and thus need to be re-attached together with glue, one or more screws/nails, re-bending a wire fastener, etc.
Person A, a bit plaintively: "S'il-vous plait?"
Person B, immediately seeing what needs to be done, and smilingly feigning indignance: "Silver PLATES?!"
Person B then performs said simple repair, prompting Person A to gleefully hug Person B and then turn and start off again with a huge joyful grin on his face.
Person A: "Merci beaucoup!"
Person B, giving Person A an affable amused clap on the back: "Mercy buckets!"

French favor by QuacksO December 28, 2024

French Press 

When you have to get up to get toilet paper after you've already taken a massive or nasty shit.

He yelled and yelled for someone to bring him some toilet paper, butt nobody was home. He had to French Press it all the way upstair to get some.

French Press by Maniconwords December 31, 2024