flapnut

Derived from an ancient "nut-flapping" ritual in Eastern Cambodia. The young boys would yell out "Flapnut!" when the men with the wooden clubs, would "flap" their "nuts" every sunday at 11:38 AM. It has now evolved into an exclamtion of annoying distraction.

When little Billy broke his mother's favorite vase, he threw a fluster of papers and coffe filters into her face and yelled "FLAPNUT!" and escaped before his mother got to him with a the rolling pin.

by Alexei March 19, 2003

flappies

a defect in the neck region that spits neck juice

flappies is when someone parachutes with their neck flaps

by PDH (Pretty Damn Hood) May 21, 2008

flapjack

the use of your fat balmy belly for jacking off yourself

"My girl said i was too drunk so i ended up flapjacking myself

by OxBLOOD January 2, 2008

flapping cheeks

-verb

1. The act of talking out your ass - most likely to occur when intoxicated

2. Giving verbal agreement to do something, but not following through

3. Slang for: a lie

4. exaggerated or unrealistically magnified

At the bar, my friend was "flapping cheeks" about waking up early and getting on the mountain at 9:00 to go snowboarding. It's still noon and I haven't heard from her.

Over drinks and dinner last night, my boyfriend "flapping cheeks" when he said he would mow the lawn the next afternoon. The next day, he forgot that he had "work" to catch up on and didn't have time.

by scoll255 June 9, 2009

Flapachino

Do be drinking a coffee based beverage while performing a sexual act on a man and/or woman.

I was in Starbucks and Emma gave me a booty call, I didn't want to waste my coffee so I compromised on a Flapachino.

by Pinky and The Brain November 12, 2012

booty flapport

rummaging of one's ass against anothers ass

Jan: So how was last night? Kinky?

Marsha: Oh yes, all he wanted was booty flapport.

by Lucifer December 11, 2002

Ninja Flaps

The breast of a black woman, usually long and flat like pancakes or open wallets.

Bro did you see that bitches "ninja flaps", they were gross.

by phat_donkey October 21, 2008