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cunt punt 

To strike a woman in the cunt so as to sufficiently bruise her babymaker. This may result in a toe fuck.
Yo, next time I see that slut i'm goin to cunt punt the shit out of her.
cunt punt by BHyde2 May 27, 2006
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cunt eyes 

or vagina eyes, referring to double eyelids of white people's eyes.

the flaps of a vagina or labia majora and labia minora resemble double eyelids. no vagina is monolided or has one lid/flap, so cunt eyes or vagina eyes are for double eyelids. the way labia majora and labia minora connects to the clit of a vagina looks like the inner part of white people's eyes, towards their nose bridge region or center of their face.

even if after vaginal rejuvenation, there are still both labia majora and labia minora. that makes vagina eyes or cunt eyes a description of double eyelids. whoever made cunt eyes term describing asians or monolids has never seen a vagina. they need to get their eyes checked. ironic isn't it. stupid white people can't even insult right; cunt eyes are for double eyelids, just like the vagina with labia majora and labia minora.
"whoever thinks cunt eyes refers to Asians or monolids is too dumb to exist, or a loser fat cunt who can't fuck, or too blind to see and needs to get their eyes checked (ironic), or a fat cunt who is too fat or obeast to see her own cunt, and can't tell the difference that double layers or flaps of vagina are like double eyelids, not single monolid."

cunt-rhombus

The dirtiest word ever invented. It brings cunt to the next level. It refers to a cunt shaped like a rhombus.
Person 1: Did you see that strippers vag?
Person 2: Yes, it was almost definitely a cunt-rhombus.

Real Estate Agent: I think we will have to remove your microwave before we show your house because the word cunt-rhombus is written on it.
cunt-rhombus by boner_b_wild August 25, 2008

cunt rag 

1. Vaginal hygiene apparatus.

2. Similar to the term douche bag. Someone who sucks or is on the lines of being an asshole or loser.
1. Tampon, sweat rag, pad.

2. My teacher is a conservative cunt rag.
cunt rag by Beni26 September 26, 2006

cunt bags 

1.Skins handles at the side of the cunt.

2. Handbags for men
How the hell can you find the clit when the cunt bags are in the way
cunt bags by Mee Fuk Yu June 7, 2009

cunt of a thing 

can be used to describe something or someone that is not doing what they should. mainly used when swearing at machinery,cars etc.
occasionally used to describe persons that are intolerable.
This cunt of a thing won't start.
That dopey Cunt of a thing chris has done it again, been lurking around fucking everything up, making a real ass of himself.