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I SHIP CHICKEN STRIPS AND PIZZA WAFFLES

I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough.
by wawawawawawawawwawawawawawawaw September 24, 2019
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Waffle fry winker

when you and your friends sister stuff waffle fries up each others rectum while watching “top 10 holocaust moments” on youtube and you proceed to adopt a pet corgi and make it watch the fries come out of the partners mouth with fecal matter all over it.
Yeah, me and Scarlett waffle fry winkered last night, that corgi was scared
by DIRTYISRAELPOODLE May 13, 2024
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Syruppy Waffle

Similar to the Dutch oven, when one pulls the covers over their partner's head and then proceeds to flatulate. However, instead of a fart, diarrhea surprise for all parties involved.
Annie went to give Sam the ole Dutch oven, but the Chinese food from last night had other ideas and Sam got the Syruppy Waffle surprise instead. Sam threw up and the bed needed to be burned.
by Donbojim January 21, 2024
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white girl waffle

a waffle containing pumpkin spice flavoring. typically consumed by white college women.
Girl 1: Hey bitch, have you tried the white girl waffle?

Girl 2: Yes queen, it made my pussy quiver so hard!
by lucasssssss September 17, 2023
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Waffle

Tasty treat only pancake lovers hate. You can add Nutella or peanut butter to make it taste different.
Ooh you made waffles!

Don’t show them to your brother he’s a pancake person.

Ok…
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Waffle

To speak like you know what your saying but you are indeed clueless
(1)whos your favorite football player
(2)It's got to be Michael Jordan just the way he moves with the ball and his foot work

Person 2 is waffling

Waffle
by @hvhs_anime September 5, 2021
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Cupertino Waffle

A deviation from "Laptop Waffle".

When you take a poop on somebody's MacBook, and then close the cover on it, creating a waffle-iron type effect "Designed in Cupertino".
If you go on the YouTube one more time, I'm going to make you a cupertino waffle that even Tim Apple would be shocked of!
by heilschnaps May 15, 2023
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