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Monkey Truffle

After a night on the razz and acquiring a set of beer goggles, you pull a right munter and take her back to yours for a damn good seeing to.

Clothes come off and before you know it she's gobbling away. She asks for a bit of oral anal rimming, and due to wanting to get rid of the taste of the digusting Chicken Vindaloo you had on the way back, you agree.

On parting her arse crack you are greeted by an incredibly hairy arse crack (she is probably of Germanic origin) and she has a severe case of Piles and her hole has ballooned to look like a large truffle!
Christer bent the scank, which he pulled earlier that night, over the table to give her some rimming only to be greeted by a Monkey truffle.

Not wanting to ruin his chances of later action, he just pushed it all back inside and had a good slurp anyway.
by Waterboy8535 June 19, 2009
mugGet the Monkey Trufflemug.

tip monkey

1/ Someone who rumages around a refuse site selecting uneaten food, silver things, and old tyres for re-use around their caravan.

2/ A council worker ensuring the smooth running of the local refuse site.
1/ Look that tip-monkey has just run off with the tin-foil tray from last nights chinese.

2/ What do you mean I need a permit to dump asbestos here? You're just a jumped up tip monkey.
by Kuthula June 8, 2004
mugGet the tip monkeymug.

monkey nyiguh

A phrase used while addressing a friend who shares the same interests in donkey kong and his awesomeness at strikers and all other video games which he is in.
Oh what's up my monkey nyiguh?

Look out it's the monkey nyiguh!
by Kaplar October 25, 2007
mugGet the monkey nyiguhmug.

Monkeys on Film

The correct exclamation in a match of Mario Kart 64 in which you are Donkey Kong and you are doing really well in the middle of the race.
"OH! 2nd place star! Monkeys on Film!"
by Scripple021 May 6, 2004
mugGet the Monkeys on Filmmug.

Screeching monkey

When a man fists a women sticks his dick in her ass and twists her nipples while bashing her into the wall
by True illness May 24, 2016
mugGet the Screeching monkeymug.

Mmm Monkey

Mmm Monkey is what you say before you eat out someone's ass
Monkey: You saved me. Why?
Master Oogway: Mmm Monkey.
by Monky fckr_69 October 5, 2020
mugGet the Mmm Monkeymug.

Desktop Monkey

"Damn, my PC just blew up!!!" "So get a desktop monkey to fix it..."
by Charley Brown December 9, 2007
mugGet the Desktop Monkeymug.

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