hairy twat 

1.)a rugby player

2.)a wet bolognia flower

3.)a not-so-nice insult

guy 1) Hey do you know that kid tyler?
guy 2) Yeah, he's the hairy twat right?

Kyle Holland will never get into a hairy twat

Kyle won't get any hairy twat because he's such a fucking hairy twat.

hairy twat by Tim Gesell October 31, 2003

waffle twat  

a vagina shaped as a waffle its like almost like twat waffle but that is when your vagina shoots out waffles!

i just a girls waffle twat mmmm was it tasty like kaitlyns.

waffle twat by rachel.meows.in.bed May 23, 2008

fat twat 

1. A type of tie style worn by dorky schoolchildren in the 70s and 80s which is short and fat. In the 21st century, it has become a symbol of the wearer's 'rudeness' and their tendancy to ignore school dress code, what with being too stupid to come up with another, more inventive way to disobey the school rules.
2. A twat who is also fat.

1. Chav 1: Hey, look at me, my tie is only just below the knot!
Chav 2: Wow! You must be really hard to risk being stopped in the corridor and forced to do your tie up like a normal human being. You are now the most popular person in the class. Let's go pick on some intelligent, normal children because they don't wear the latest Nike© Total 180 trainers.
2. Me: Miles, you fat twat.
Miles: About! Shut up! Don't make me come and beat you up.
Me: Yeah, right.

fat twat by harikiri September 4, 2008

Bippy-Twat 

The people you see in front of cofee houses talking on their phones, acting like pretentious idiots, talking like "valley people"

"I, like totally know what you are talking about. I read it in a book somewhere."

Bippy-Twat by siddhartha August 6, 2001

simpering twat 

A person who constantly whines, moans and simpers about the trivialities of their existence.

Danny is such a simpering twat. He always moans about how small his dick is.

simpering twat by expres April 21, 2011

Chewbacca Twat 

When a girl has so much pubes that the only thing close in comparison is chewbacca.

Guy 1: Dude, Amanda's pubes are coming out the sides of her bikini bottom

Guy 2: SHE HAS A FUCKING CHEWBACCA TWAT! GET A WEED WACKER!

Chewbacca Twat by Black Santh July 30, 2012

cock to twat ratio 

A way to describe the ratio of guys to girls in the room. It gives men an indication of their chances of finding a girl to hook up with. (cock to twat for short)

This party is a sausage fest; the cock to twat ratio is like 10 to 1.

cock to twat ratio by _K_Y March 11, 2011