On the contrary to the rest of the definitions, Emily’s are usually two faced. They are most likely brunette, with questionable humour saying stuff like “that’s so gay” when they are straight af. Never trust an Emily, for they will take you down with your own arrow. At first they may appear to be social, loud with a big personality, but all that masks deep insecurities that reveal themselves in unflattering humour and random acts of cruelty just to stay in the limelight. If you’ve ever had a problem with an Emily, whether rumours or loosing friends over somebody “everyone thinks is nice” but upsets your gut, I see you!!
“Isn’t Emily so funny?”
“She gaslights her friends and spreads random rumours for the fun of it… but if ‘everyone’ likes her..”
“She gaslights her friends and spreads random rumours for the fun of it… but if ‘everyone’ likes her..”
by iNtoXiCaTiNg_jOe November 21, 2021
Get the Emilymug. by you r dad June 12, 2019
Get the EMILYmug. An Emilie is a very rare & special creature. Stories have been told about her beauty, capability to brighten up people's lives & ability to pleasure her partner.
She is better hearted than Mother Theresa.
Gandhi found inspiration in her fight for peace.
Mike Tyson thinks she's sexy.
James Blunt's "Your Beautiful" is written about her booty.
.. The list goes on.
The gods has blocked herself to see the beauty, intelligence & awesomeness she carries - but it's obvious to everyone around her. The world has agreed on an international meeting that we cannot make our desire for her being too obvious, so we have to hold back our admiration for her even though that's all we do every day when we are at home.
Rumors say that a very lucky boy has managed to win her heart. He is forever grateful for the time he has with this amazing woman and will for sure have an amazing future if he manages to stay with this beauty of a creature called Emilie.
Also, she's the first human to enter the top 3 of "Most Delicious Things to be Enjoyed"
1. Emilie
2. Tortoise Ice Cream
3. Slinky.
She is better hearted than Mother Theresa.
Gandhi found inspiration in her fight for peace.
Mike Tyson thinks she's sexy.
James Blunt's "Your Beautiful" is written about her booty.
.. The list goes on.
The gods has blocked herself to see the beauty, intelligence & awesomeness she carries - but it's obvious to everyone around her. The world has agreed on an international meeting that we cannot make our desire for her being too obvious, so we have to hold back our admiration for her even though that's all we do every day when we are at home.
Rumors say that a very lucky boy has managed to win her heart. He is forever grateful for the time he has with this amazing woman and will for sure have an amazing future if he manages to stay with this beauty of a creature called Emilie.
Also, she's the first human to enter the top 3 of "Most Delicious Things to be Enjoyed"
1. Emilie
2. Tortoise Ice Cream
3. Slinky.
by Hermansen December 28, 2021
Get the Emiliemug. by asdnhtg4r3t March 6, 2020
Get the lesbian emilymug. Although not normally seen they can be described as flat even though she argues that she has C cups when we all know she's fucking bullshitting
by ShowUsYaCunt September 1, 2022
Get the Emilys Titsmug. by Cakys September 25, 2023
Get the Emilismug. by You’re mom friend February 12, 2021
Get the Emilymug.