by Spud The Beast Hunter September 13, 2017
Get the double job mug.A phrase referring to giving both middle fingers at the same time. Often used instead of the actual action. Used to show frustration, confusion or other emotions. Featured on the radio show 'Chill, Bro'. www.chill-bro.tumblr.com
Anthony was annoyed at his digital media assignment and ready to give double middles to the world, but Joey told him to "Chill Bro."
by Chill, Bro. October 24, 2011
Get the Double Middles mug.It's when you're conserving the use of your toilet paper and helping the environment, when wiping your ass:
- Using a moderate amount of toilet paper folded into your hand, you make your first wipe within your ass in one vigorous swoop
- The handful of thin fabric paper in your hand now is strongly stained brown, in a streaky motion with chunks, with a strong but familiar smell
- You then flip over said layers of paper onto it's clean white side, while holding onto it by the edges, to minimize the fecal residue that is to stick to your fingers
- Then in a 2nd strong motion, you wipe your ass with this new clean side, collecting even more manure lodged between the depths of your ass cheeks
- You are then to drop said folds of toilet paper -- now doubly stained by strong, chunky fecal streaks, into the toilet
- Unravel another string of toilet paper, and repeat the process another 3-4 times, to ensure your anal region is fecal free, while being kind to the environment.
- Using a moderate amount of toilet paper folded into your hand, you make your first wipe within your ass in one vigorous swoop
- The handful of thin fabric paper in your hand now is strongly stained brown, in a streaky motion with chunks, with a strong but familiar smell
- You then flip over said layers of paper onto it's clean white side, while holding onto it by the edges, to minimize the fecal residue that is to stick to your fingers
- Then in a 2nd strong motion, you wipe your ass with this new clean side, collecting even more manure lodged between the depths of your ass cheeks
- You are then to drop said folds of toilet paper -- now doubly stained by strong, chunky fecal streaks, into the toilet
- Unravel another string of toilet paper, and repeat the process another 3-4 times, to ensure your anal region is fecal free, while being kind to the environment.
"Dude, we're running out of toilet paper kinda quick. Don't tell me you're only single-wiping! That is sooo 2015. We Double Wipe around here, like every good citizen."
by Big girl panties April 20, 2020
Get the Double Wipe mug.Jake: wanna have a cigar tonight?
Kyle: I already had one today.
Jake: Thats okay. Have a Double Antonio
Kyle: I already had one today.
Jake: Thats okay. Have a Double Antonio
by NotAntonio January 8, 2022
Get the Double Antonio mug.Wearing two (or more) fleece jackets or pullovers at once to ward-off cold weather.
Layering in fleece is common in cold regions, i.e., the upper Midwest.
Layering in fleece is common in cold regions, i.e., the upper Midwest.
"Eh, Susan, what's with all the bulk under your parka?"
"I'm double-fleecing because it's f'ing cold out."
"I'm double-fleecing because it's f'ing cold out."
by kmrio August 21, 2009
Get the double-fleecing mug.A single stack magazine holds all of its cartridges in one column. The double-stacks holds its cartridges in two staggered columns a.k.a. Zig-Zags
by AsiAce October 30, 2021
Get the Double-Stacks mug.When you and a buddy are Eiffel Tower-ing a girl wearing fake mustaches and sunglasses. When you nut, you tell “PRAISE DALE” and throw the girl into a wall.
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