English Class

A purgatory-esque section of schooling where children learn to spew redundant information for eight to twelve years, while still learning less than a single YouTube video could teach.

“I sentence you to eternal condemnation, where you shall construct essays of nothing and collect quotes in the billions. The punished call it “English class”, but the English Class knows them only as captives.

by Rowb0at May 26, 2022

Gym Class

Gym Class is a VR game filled with either the nicest people in the world or racist 8 year olds who never touch grass. Most of them say the n-word and breathe heavily into the mic because they haven’t touched grass.

John: Should I download Gym Class?
Hunter: Yes, it’s a fun game!
John: *Plays for 5 minutes** (Kills Himself)

by White Chocolate_VR May 27, 2022

Urban Chess

Urban Chess is what one is playing when snitching. Urban Chess means someone is informing on activities others in the community turn a blind eye to, for their own reasons.

Darrel: "Dashawn been playing urban chess with the police again"
James: "Someone should cap his ass"

by LitBoiXO June 4, 2022

The Class effect

The class effect is when a person doesn’t know something but everyone else does,and makes you feel like an idiot.

Teacher:”everyone knows what humus is,right?”
Classmates:”yes!”
You:” oh yeah….”(no you don’t)
The class effect

by Your teacher June 16, 2022

First Class Douchebag

A very rich person, usually referred as the upper class, or first class, who is a major douchebag. Basically the stereotype for a rich person.

Dude, we get it, you’re rich, but you don’t have to be a first class douchebag

by boomergee. June 29, 2022

coach class bitch

A low class gutterslut with numerous kids living off the government. Typically found at a shitty nail salon spending their child support checks.

I need to find me a coach class bitch

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 6, 2022

math class

the closest thing to hell that you can experience on earth

person 1: i really hope i go to heaven
person 2: i would even be happy with eternal damnation, as long as i dont go to math class for eternity
person 1: i agree, want to do a slovakian traffic cone?

by shadys back August 3, 2022