Justin B

Small cashew like sized penis that is not proportional to body shape

The guy over there has a Justin B

by Cashewluv1 September 8, 2018

young b

Wears bucket hats every day, Has yeezys, lives in Eastprovidence RI, has low intentins on takeing girls out unless his boys force him too.

Me:Young b working the trap today?
Beverly:na hes chilling with his mom.

by the trap lord January 29, 2015

B Walko

The act of committing a series of statutory rapes on underage females, and then hiring a call girl to go to a formal event with you, whilst you try to pass her off as your girlfriend.

Tom: Dude that guys' life must suck.
Bill: Yeah man he's been pullin a B Walko for years now to try and keep himself happy. He's not fooling anyone though.

by Penisburg McGee October 14, 2013

Micro B's

Micro B's occur when your balls become extremely sweaty, smelly and develop a layer of ball cheese that covers the entire circumference of the sack. This is a direct result from a long study session on the 6th floor of the microbial science building due to the heat that fills the room up. Can be cured with a good dip sesh in the showers.

Tyler: "Hey jim why do you smell so bad?"

Jim: "Ahhh bro, youre smelling my micro b's, I have Gen Bus 301 tomorrow with skyler."

by Fratern-dip-sesh January 8, 2017

Benjamin The B

has too much porn in his google search history.

Benjamin The B watches too much porn

by uwumaster#37 February 9, 2019

Riley B

a Riley B is the coolest guy ever and has a major cock

yo i wish i was a riley B

by jelly balls November 30, 2022

/b/tard

A play on the word "Retard" and the /b/ (random) page of 4Chan. It is commonly used as a name for someone who specifically browses and posts on /b/. It can also be used to start a "Greentext" which is a short story that normally is funny or interesting.

How it would be used in a Greentext: "Good morning fellow /b/tards."

someone: "wow Thomas is such a /b/tard all he does is look at random all day."

by ThCtzer August 1, 2018